The Cave

Pretty small venue. We were leaving V2o, while we were walking down the bouncers were haggling us to come in for free, so we were like hey it can’t hurt. Tell me why when we stepped in there were nothing but guys in the club? OMG! I felt like we were meat! NOOOooo! so we went in to the restoom and as we were leaving I kid you not we were being harassed. On our way out the bouncer was like, it sucks in there huh? I was like yes! Dude, if you know that it sucked why have us go in there? Great golly!

wow. why does this club even have a cover charge? at the very least they ought to give you the option of your money back if you are dissatisfied within the first 25 minutes you’re in. seriously.
i would have made it out of here in the first 10 and easily beat out the 25 minute rule. now is this place called the cave because it’s made out to look like you’re stepping into a cave and also in a cave maybe all manner of sexy, mysterious things go on? if so they failed miserably. the only vibe at this place is one where only blood sucking lifeforms exist and i am not talking about the fellatio kind either!
the DJ is as competent as me, when i was 12 years old. maybe. or maybe his musical IQ is in fact that age. i was surprised when i saw people actually dancing. i can’t help but think that maybe the folks dancing were there merely for the purpose to grind against strangers and needed white noise to do so. they might as well have had a t.v. on in a non existent channel number at full blast.
i was having such a great time with my friend that night until we stepped into this mess of a club. please do yourself a favor: if you go to casa vino next door, stay there. enjoy the jazz band that plays there regularly and have yourself another glass of wine or ten or however many it will take to have you forget there is another world that exists outside casa vino. you’ll thank me later. that is, if your drunk ass even remembers the advice i’ve just given you.

This place sucks. It is an old building that they put some cheap props in to make it look like a cave. I felt like a jackass after paying to get in. They told my friend that if she had her Bday there her friends would be in the VIP area. That was the only place there was anyone. They asked her for a list of names that was worth nothing. Her guest still pay the cover. The price of the drinks change every time you go the bar. The best part was that there is no cover before 9pm. So, two of my buddies arrive at 8:55pm and are let in. At around 9:20 on of the guys that was at the door comes to there table and tells them that there was a mistake and he needed ten dollars from all of them. I am sure it went into his pocket. The drinks are expensive and are weak. The only thing that was good was the band. I did not get there name but this all took place on 1÷18÷2007

This place only gets three stars because all the other dance clubs in Long Beach are über-​whack. At least the people here looked like they were there to have fun instead of staring at you or trying to get noticed.
I felt anorexic here and I am by no means a twiggy waif. The bartender was nice. The décor is strange, I felt like I was at the old zoo in Griffith park and it is kind of dank/​musty. After four drinks, I have to admit that I had fun though I doubt if I’ll be going back.

This place is a joke. I went on a Thursday night, supposedly the «hot» night and only about 10 people were there. I décor was like a cheesy Disneyland ride. Who the hell hires bartenders over 50 anyway? Aren’t’ they suppose to be hot?

um… this place was «interesting». so its called the cave and of course to go with the name, the motif is made up of a darkly lit room with fake paper mache rock plastered to the walls and a mysteriously lighted bar. ah yes, this sooooo does not work. the place smells like rotten booty, the music is pretty whack (think hip hop mashed with a love song but not in a good way), and the drinks are watered down. why did i give them two stars? well, because if you were a voyeur you would love this place! you can see the classy ladies suckin the guys off on the dance floor and if youre super unlucky, maybe even some XXX grinding. enjoy!