Pi Kappa Alpha

Pi Kappa Alpha at W&L was once a mediocre to above average house. Due to the recent pledge classes, as well as botched leadership starting with the presidency of Stephen Hermann, the quality has significantly declined. They are now forced to mix with Pi Phi and bring in road school girls to make their frequent DJ parties half full. It’s unfortunate to see the quality decline so substantially, so quickly. I concur with Will Y that this may be an organization that needs to be put out of its misery.

Like a good old racehorse that breaks its leg, Pika has seen better days. Phi Phi. A real bunch of funhaters now, a once legendary group of leaders among men is now a mediocrity factory. Asking what happened is like analyzing the Civil War, but a combination of factors including laziness towards rush, a propensity of the cooler members to have to drop out of college, Millie Forbes’ retirement, and the lingering after-​effects of the Riffee Administration, have led to a group of mousey losers with high SAT scores who study on Friday nights and treat alcohol responsibly. The last remnants of coolness remaining, music extraordinaire Eric Reitz and revered thespian Matthew Harkins are set to graduate on time in June, which means there will be officially no reason to set foot on 106 N. Main St. ever again.