Fatte Albert’s Take N Bake

Paid 27-​ish bucks for a two topping delivered. The crust tastes really good — they’re using a real sourdough starter, not the yeast you can buy at Save Mart. As far as this pizza goes, I’d bet it’s better than any chain in Lemoore because of the crust (granted, I’m 22 and I have a passion for bread.). It’s baked
Italian style with a nice, thick, good-​ish crust. That being said, it should be baked hotter. It’s limp.
In Lemoore? 5 stars if you like Italian style pizza with a thick, flavorful, puffy crust on the outside and a thin crust under the toppings. It was really good. The flavor of the dough is what makes the pizza, notice it or not. You won’t find tasty dough like this at chains.

Soggy, GREASY and expensive. Not how I like my pizza. Ordered the Pia and Pollo Alfredo, good flavors and great toppings… but when you pick the pizza up and it all flops down and everything slides off… not a good sign. Never again will I waste my money here.

The pizza at Fattes is always good. It an oily mess but is good. The beer on tap is the show stopper. I come to Fattes not so much for the food but mostly the beer. Sculpin on tap… Word. Best craft beer selection in the city. Try the garlic knots. They are also pretty bitchin.

Super Bowl was spent eating Fatte Albert’s 3 pizzas from Lemoore: mushroom, meatball, and a pepperoni pizza. I can’t say I was overly impressed with the flavor, comparable to Dominoes but I did appreciate the amount of toppings on each pizza. Dominoes usually skimps on toppings.

I’ve eaten here a few times, and their garlic knots are really good. The sandwiches are really good as well. I’ve yet to try their pizza, I’m willing to try the next time I’m in there.

Horrible soggy pizza, too expensive also. Complete waste of money. I wish I never decided to give it a chance.

I visited this place for the first time on a Thursday night. I went in around 5:30 and there was only one person ahead of me waiting for their order. I placed my order for take and bake. After I paid I was told that it would be 30 minutes. I asked if I had it baked there, would the time be longer and was told no, it would be the same. So I changed it to be baked. I left to run an errand and was back 30 minutes later expecting my pizza to be ready. It was not. I waited 10 minutes and then asked if it was ready. I was told they were just starting it. I was then told by the girl making the pizza that I would owe more money for changing my order from take and bake to cooked by them. I said ok no problem. I waited another 30 minutes for my order. When it came out of the oven, it was boxed and placed on top of the oven. I had to go up and ask AGAIN if my order was ready. The girl running the cash register that had initially taken my order said, I don’t know. Then hollered to the man making the pizza to see if that was my pizza. She brought it over and I said, I think I owe you some money. Very rudely she said, yeah you do. But then walked away. I said, how much do I owe you? She said, Uh, $ 2, while waving her hand over her head clearly showing she was annoyed. I asked if she was sure because I wanted to make sure I paid what I owed. She said, I don’t know off the top of my head, yeah I guess. The man making the pizza asked me if it was my first time there, and I told him it was. I gave him $ 3 to make sure that we were even. He thanked me and said that he was sure I would like the pizza and hoped I would come back again. I called my husband to explain the delay, and told him I hoped the pizza was terrible so we would not want to go back again. Unfortunately, the pizza was good. There was a little too much crust along the edge and it was a bit bland. The pepperoni was good, just enough sauce and cheese. I haven’t decided if we will go back or not. If you are thinking about going to this place, don’t expect the friendly service you get at other businesses in Lemoore. We are a small town and most people and employees are friendly. DO NOT expect that here!

I love Fatte Alberts pizza and I’m thrilled that they have a take and bake store in Lemoore. Now on the nights when I want pizza but don’t feel like going to Hanford I can just order it here and take it home. The pizzas cook quickly and most importantly they taste delicious! Best pizza in Lemoore by far.