Talk of the Town

Ladies, Starbucks is hiring and you can keep the tips. I wanted to both cry and bathe in alcohol after leaving. Can’t someone turn this into a funky, rad place instead of the very funky, very sad place it is now?

Had a nice visit the girls were nice and friendly pinky was great nice lap dance keep smiling pinky

My first ever strip club! I wish I could remember the girls name that gave me my first lap dance, she was Australian I believe with strawberry blonde hair and she was just stunning. She gave me an AMAZING dance, cheap place will definitely return.

Let’s start with the obvious: this place is not for everyone. If you are looking for the stereotypical dancers (full silicone twigs), move along. When you first walk in, this place looks gritty. It’s a smaller place with rickety rails around the stage. My wife and I stopped in with a group of friends for a fun night out. As underwhelming as this place is when you first walk in, we had an absolute blast! We are locals, so the cover charge is $ 10 prior to 8 pm, I believe, and $ 15 thereafter. All in all, everyone in our group had a great time, though my wife and I didn’t get a chance to do a private room this time.
THE GOOD
–This place is reasonably priced. Lap dances are $ 10, private rooms start at $ 30. I was able to buy lap dances for nearly every one of our friends and not leave completely broke. A wad of singles will last you for hours, though don’t be cheap with it. Some of the tourists in the club didn’t seem to understand that they should be tipping the girl that is dancing on stage.
–There is no pressure in this place. Some might see this as a bad thing, compared to some of the bigger clubs, but we loved it. You get to hang out and check out the girls on stage. Occasionally, some girls will make the rounds, sit in your lap and talk awhile. Even then, there is no pressure. That time is spent getting to know them and talking, which is appreciated. If you want a lap dance by the end of it, feel free, if not, they’ll move on. But be forewarned, these girls can be charmers!
–Hang out long enough and you will see some very memorable stuff. At some point, two girls decided to do a joint dance on stage, which was exceedingly hot. Depending on the girls, they also offer a two girl lap dance. Prior to seeing it in action, I would not have believed it possible.
–There are different kinds of girls for everyone. They had really skinny girls, really big girls, stereotypical dancer girls (firm with fake tits), petite girls with nice real tits and girls who are well proportioned with nice, ample bottoms. Which leads me to…
THE GIRLS
First on the list is Aubrey. This 5’10″ beauty would surely be a supermodel if she didn’t belong to the group of women that Freddie Mercury lovingly called fat bottomed girls. And that is not a bad thing! She’s got a real Kate Upton vibe to her. She was incomparable — super charming, sweet, and very sexy. When it came time to buy my best friend his first lap dance, Aubrey was the easy choice and she did an amazing job. We hadn’t seen Aubrey dance on the main stage yet, so we all decided to hang out for a few more girls’ sets until it was her turn in the rotation. Even on stage, she exuded a very real sweetness while also being erotic. After pulling my wife up to the side of the stage and putting on a hell of a show, there was no doubt that she was our favorite.
Malissia was the exotic stunner that I got my lap dance from. She has an awesome dandelion tattoo running up her entire back. She was not much of a talker but once I saw her dance, I knew that’s who I wanted a lap dance from. She’s a petite girl with amazing natural breasts and a hypnotizing stage presence.
Last but certainly not least, there was Zoey. She has the more expected body type for a dancer — very firm (though with very soft skin, as my wife would later relate to me), with large fake tits and a nice piercing. She was also quite charming, as she came over to talk to the girls in our group. She’s the one who my wife ended up getting a lap dance from. She did such a good job (even though the two ended up chatting through most of it!) that one of the other girls who was with us immediately wanted a lap dance from Zoey too.
THE BAD
–Large groups of girls do disappear into private rooms or their dressing area for extended periods of time. So if you’re looking to spend time with a specific girl, you have got to be quick with flagging her down.
–Some of these girls looked miserable. When they’re dancing on stage and can’t even look at the crowd or smile at all, it’s really depressing. I feel like I’m watching a snuff film. One girl just kept staring at the door throughout all three of her songs on stage. Another girl didn’t so much dance as much as just walk slowly around the pole.
–The old guy who kept interrupting the girls on the main stage. Girls only get three songs at a time, so when you’ve been waiting to see a girl for a while and she finally gets up there, only to be interrupted by an old guy who sits on the side of the stage and has her just talk to him for nearly a third of her set, it’s disappointing. The guy should be smart and considerate enough to just wait for her set to be done and then pull her aside to chat. It’d also be nice if the girls would kindly tell him that they’ll talk to him after their set, instead of having this guy interrupt nearly every girl’s set. Ultimately, it’s their job to schmooze every person in the club, so I can’t really blame them.

Went to Vegas and was super excited to visit a strip club while we were there. It goes hand in hand with gambling and liquor, right? At any rate this place was super sketchy. Walked in and there was a single girl grinding on a fella in the corner of the small room. After she’s done she disappears for a while and eventually some music starts up and she comes back out. It was close to 20 minutes before any other girls showed up. They came out and did their routine and then disappeared to the vip section for an hour booking.
Back to one girl at the club. Not a fun experience. It was hell getting a cab from there back to strip.

I can’t imagine the town’s actually talking about this place. Actually funny story: when I was there it was raining and water was coming through the roof, the power went out, and they closed the place early, and the disappointed clientele got nothing, not even a free pass for the next day (after I asked). Now their dances are cheap: $ 10, but even at that I didn’t get one. The girls were always unavailable, usually hiding in the back room wrapped in blankets cause the air conditioning was too low. The club just isn’t run correctly.

What can I say, this was one of the worst strip clubs ever been to, to begin with once you open the door is a cloud of smoke coming out and cigarette smell, $ 20 cover charge it’s a total hole in the wall definitely not worth it .
Now as per the dancers, it’s seems there amateurs and lazy and honestly I came with $ 200 plus a group of 8 to have a good time only 1 dancer ever offer a lap dance the others where too busy with their local regulars. $ 10 lap dances is a bargain if they where to offer you not the customers chasing them down.
And not to mention they are chain smokers big turn off! Totally dissatisfied and our bachelor was falling asleep sitting next to the stage.
We came here based on the stars for Unilocal reviews, totally the opposite, so decided to go to another club and what a difference.

AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS!
My buddy and I decided to give this place a shot as the reviews were a mixed bag and that’s to be expected for a place like this. Sadly, it was the worst strip club experience of my life, and I’ve been to Tijuana! For starters the place is tiny, but that’s okay, unless you’re a non-​smoker like me. Then the lack of ventilation sucks.
When we get there there’s one tired looking woman on stage doing her thing, and another one who’s clearly stoned wanders over and plops herself in my lap and proceeds to talk politics.
Then a girl gets on stage who, I kid you not, has NO business asking for money to get naked. I get different strokes for different folks and all, but this girl kept taking breaks during her set to take pulls out of her Big Gulp. Then, while she’s spinning on the pole, HER HAIR EXTENSIONS CAME FLYING OUT.
Next girl up has a killer little spinner body, but because the stage is so ridiculously small, she clips her heel on the rail when she goes to flip up on the pole and manages to LAUNCH HER SHOE INTO THE AUDIENCE.
Now my buddy and I are just laughing, until a few songs later when we realize we’re back to the first girl again. There are only 5 in rotation, and we’ve seen all of them in less than 30 minutes.
So I go ask the door man what’s up, and he directs me to a lady sitting at the entrance who is supposedly the manager. She’s sitting there knitting, or that’s what it looks like she’s doing, and I tell her we’re not happy with the shortage of girls. She tells me that a couple girls called in sick, and a couple more went home early. I told her that that’s not my problem, and that a partial refund would go a long way to making it up to me having to leave early. She looked me in the face and said the missing girls weren’t her problem, they were mine, since I was the one standing there talking to her. What wonderful customer service, I’ll never be back and advise you STAY AWAY TOO.

This place is horrible! I went there the other night with some friends and it was my 1^st time being there! The girls in there were more interested in their cellphones than trying to make money. Some of them looked high. None of them knew any dance moves, just basic twirling around the pole, BIG WOW! These girls can only cater to guys who can’t afford to spend a lot of money!
I was so bored in there, that my only highlight was taking a pic of their energy drink & they got on me for it and wanted me to delete my pic. Well if you girls knew how to keep a man’s attention and made visiting there worth the $ 20 to get in, I wouldn’t be snapping pics of your energy drink!

Had a great time. All the other reviews are dead on (girls are cute, all natural meaning no silicon, but some are on the «healthy» side). On the other hand, nude fucking lapdances and, ahem, more.

OMG, so you pull up to the club and right away you think you should leave… you walk in through this porn shop. Pay a 10 $ cover and get a free soda (no alcohol cause they are fully nude) it’s a small place but lots of chairs. The girls are banging hot. Lap dances 10 bucks. I fell in love with Roxy. It’s just a quiet little place so you get alot of 1 on 1 attention. And they don’t pressure you. I LOVED THIS PLACE. Just get drunk before you go. Or there is a bar across the street. And your cover is good all day/​night so you can leave and come back. ASK FOR ROXY.

BOOBIES!!! Now that I have your attention Talk of Town isn’t your typical Vegas strip club. No silicone falsies here just ladies shakin’ what their mama gave them. I wanted to drop by a strip club while in Vegas but wasn’t looking to drop my paycheck for cover. So I found Talk of the Town as a moderately price peep show with a plus (if you’ve never seen one), they are full nude so no booze.
I was was a little disappointed the eccentric parking lot sculpture was pretty much non existent when I went but I appreciated the fact that the parking lot was well lit. No dark corners for skeezy guys to hide in. Our group enjoyed exploring the small porn store in front of the club. One of the gentlemen in our troop brought in a bag full of old adult flicks and we traded them in; 2 old ones = a new one for a dolla! Heads up though the «new» ones are from a select bin not whatever you find in the store. The guy behind the counter was super helpful in helping us pick out a gift for a bachelorette party (restraints) and he threw in a leather collar with chain to boot! Enjoy Mr. and Mrs.O !! We were able to leave our purchases behind the counter when we went into the actual strip club. Cover was suppose to be $ 15/​ea but I think the door lady hooked it up because one of our guy friends is Air Force. (Note if you are there before 8 or 10 pm I wanna say cover is $ 5).
All the strippers were polite and even asked the girlfriends of the guys if they minded the ladies sitting on their laps. It’s true lap dances are only $ 10 and if you’re celebrating something like a birthday *raises hand* they will drag you on stage to give you your lap dance. *nosebleed* Plus to top it off you get a photo of all your stripper (s) and you at the end. A wonderful time was had by all and I would definitely hit Talk of the Town up again. No high pressure sales to get lap dances, a variety of lovely ladies and great service. The only fix it ticket needed here is a separate bathroom for the dancers but this seems to be a common occurrence among strip joints and maybe a little less bass on the songs. But I can’t remember for sure because I wasn’t paying attention to the music. *wink, wink*

Girls were friendly but definitely not your «A lister» strippers as they either have a few pounds on them or don’t have any at all. Overall, I will give it a «C» as the owner is friendly and so if the bouncer and the girls but if you’re looking for something that comes out of Victoria Secrets then I suggest you look else where.

Forget the poor reviews. This is not a high pressure titty bar like Palomino etc. The girls are much more natural and there’s no high volume sales pitch on the PA for a $ 500 VIP room. The ‘sculpture’ in the car park is a blast, especially the bucking bronco machine girl. There is no booze because its full nude. Personally I didn’t want to get drunk anyway as I was driving.
I went with my wife and we had a great time; we were both first-​timers (more or less) that night. We went on a Wednesday night so it was fairly quiet. Although not the first club we visited it was the best one of the night. Got a lap dance each it was cheap and easy (nominal price $ 10/​song but we tipped another $ 10 ea. because the girl was so nice and also friendly). $ 15 cover charge each was OK. Staff were friendly explaining the procedure.
If you have ‘alternative’ tastes this strip club will most certainly appeal to you; especially if you’re looking for that classic alternative Americana vibe. If you want mainstream looking girls with silicone breasts or girls with «model» style looks this club will likely not please you. Some of the girls are quite athletic but overall their bodies are softer and rounder than at other clubs. Don’t misunderstand this; the models are all good looking but you have to have certain tastes.
If you’re a fan of J.G. Ballard novels, then this is the strip club for you! Entirely Ballardian and entirely recommended.
Big up to ‘Ivy’ for the lap dances, thank you.

This review is based solely on the parking lot out front, which is filled with creepy, decrepit mannequins arranged in a bizarre tableau involving a swingset, a kiddie pool and a mechanical bull.
Back in the day, they used to pay a Russian chick $ 7 an hour to swing on the swingset and wave at passers-by…ostensibly to draw in traffic. But now… thanks to the economy, the Russian chick’s job was outsourced to these mannequins.
These mannequins need to form a union, because they take some serious abuse! One is strapped to the back of the mechanical bull, which is permanently set on low speed, and bucks around in disturbing slow motion allllllllllllllll niiiiiiiiiiiiiiight looooooooooong, 24÷7÷365. Creepy!
Another mannequin is dressed like Marliyn Monroe, but… see the pics I uploaded. It’s like Marilyn Monroe after the apocalypse, and all her teeth were blown out by a bomb. Some homeless woman stole her dress one time, but they recovered it with only a few new snot-​stains. And it looks like someone took a baseball bat to the third mannequin.
The best part is, there is a warning sign on the mechanical bull warning that trespassing might cause injury, and that the Talk of the Town assumes no liability. But it doesn’t explicitly say NOT to trespass! It’s basically an open invite to drunk frat boys and cracked-​out homeless people to hop on and go for a ride!
The swings don’t even HAVE a warning sign… so many’s the time I’ve swung there, waving at passing traffic and having a grand old time. It’s like the world’s funnest playground!
I did go inside a few times, and it’s pretty gnarly. A tiny, ultra-​grungy porn shop in the front, a few super-​gross arcade booths to the right, and a club full of naked chicks in the back.
Wow!

Too many fat chicks and I mean FAT as in OBESE. Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!!

This place is a dump, and it’s sketchy to the max. Totally the kind of place you’d find in the midwest along truck routes. The girls are bottom teir. The club is about 400 sq. ft. The private bed dances are done in big comfy looking velvet beanbags. The suspended ceiling is missing tiles. The sound system is lousy. Admission is high.
There’s really nothing redeeming about the place. Dodge it like a bullet.

So last night (a Tuesday night) the boyfriend and I were Unilocaling for a Strip Club with a one $ sign that had at least 3 stars.
It was pretty special. Totally worth the $ 15.00 cover, kinda sad though that I had to still pay a cover because usually GIRLS ARE FREE or couple are sometimes Free. Anyways there were like 20 or so guys there; one super old dude that was Hilarious! The chicks were decent and it’s FULL NUDE. It really sucks though that they don’t serve BOOZE! Whatever… just show up hammered. There were $ 10.00 LAP DANCES! The girls were very respectful to my boyfriend and I. They asked ME if hey could sit on his lap (of course the first girl was the «thickest» one out of the bunch) I would of just sat down and said hay baby gimmie them dollahs! There were two pretty hot chicks. The Music was awesome; played a lot of bay area and old school jams. It was fun. There’s a adult store in the front that has porn DVD’s for sale, but if you bring in 2 of your old porns, you get one for a DOLLER! PORN! PORN! PORN! who doesn’t love porn? Ok so This strip club has my approval for couples who are laid back and like to watch and when they want to interact they can. It’s a low pressure place.
I give it a +

1^st let me say this… i dont frequent strip clubs hardly ever because to me it is like fools gold… know what im saying? so with that said I come to this place awhile back and after taking a peek inside (from the front door outside) i decided i wasnt gonna pay 1 penny to get inside. Tthe guy at the front agreed with me (as i was walking away) and we got in free.
The place is ok looking but honestly who cares as long as there are hot girls right? I could be inside of a whales asshole and if i see hot girls, it wouldnt be that bad… at this place however there were no hot girls, but. there were alot of «overly healthy» girls there. and thats fine if your into that… but not me. it was a chill place though and they didnt hassle me every 5 mins for a lapdance, so that was a plus.

Nice tapestries. A cool statue agains the wall. They serve soda. There’s a «library”/store in the front. And I really felt the employees here were really into their work.
Ummmmmm…“dolla, dolla bills ya’ll!» ;)