Simon and Joes Eatery

Simon and Joes is a modern/​retro dairy Israeli restaurant. They have Israeli music playing and great service. The quality of the pizza was even better than most NYC establishments. I ordered a pizza and told them to surprise me with the toppings. Within 10 minutes…
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Been here few times, pizza is good and service is great, I was also enjoying Israeli music that was playing.

I tried S and J three times before writing this review. I wanted to give them a fair chance. I’ll use bullet point to expedite the process.
–1^st time ordered Pizza with onion and mushrooms. Asked for it well done. The result was a less than normally done pizza. Wouldn’t have been a problem if I had an oven at my office but no dice. Decent flavor, but a super limp pizza is a no go for me. ³⁄₅
–2^nd time went during normal business hours and they were closed. The adjacent door to the kitchen was open, so I harkened hello. nice gentleman explained that they are closed at the time but I can go no next door to their sandwich shop (no sign or distinguishing marked) and order a sandwich. Proceed to sandwich shop. The interior was very informal with no indication of what they serve or menu. I actually felt like I was in the middle east and I am ok with that. Two guys behind a metal work station. Very nice people again, asked me what I would like. I told them just make the best sandwich you have. I received about a 8 inch sub with 2 slices of turkey and 2 slices of bologna, which some standard vegetables on top and a unidentifiable spread. They served it as a pressed sandwich, very pressed. 12.99 with a drink, which you could not opt out of the drink, $ 15 or so out the door with tax and tip. No chips or sides included. ²⁄₅
–3^rd time just ordered a Caesar Salad, with an anchovy (not included) on the side. The dressing was outstanding for a not made at table side authentic dressing. Tons of garlic which I love. I guess they can’t use parmesan cheese so they substitute it with feta which I was ok with that. My main problem with the salad is that the lettuce was shredded, like McDonald Big Mac shredded and very limp, like a couple of days old limp. ²⁄₅
Side notes:
Main restaurant seating and decoration is outstanding. Too bad there was not a single person there at any of the 3 times I visited.
Staff and what I believe to be one or two of the owners were super friendly. Props.
They need to change the signage on the storefront. It suggests that they are open 24 hrs. They are not. They are not even open sometimes during their regular business hours posted on Unilocal.
Final thought. I am not fully sure what Kosher is all about, but I surmise that it is a ploy by the Jews to rake in more money for a mediocre product.

This place was definitely worth it.
Pizza was perfect
The place easy to find. Few min from main strip.
Nice stuff.
Will definitely come back again.

Five stars for the owner of that restaurant great food great service they just gave me the taste of Israel.
I’ve been there for the last five times in their food is awesome.
The taste of the salad is awesome you got to try it.
The taste of the pizza is different so good you have to try it.
I think that the service the restaurant are the best in Vegas thank you so much for good service will see you again!!!

Excellent pizza. It actually took less time for the pizza to be ready than they originally told me. Came with a really good garlic dipping sauce. Takeout pie with two topping $ 10.80 including tax !!!

Very good pizza, came twice and both time very good, it’s a place to try, it’s new and clean, open until late

If your ever in Vegas, you need to stop by this hidden gem. I was looking for a true kosher eatery and stumbled upon Simon & Joe’s. Their pizzas are full of flavor with fresh ingredients. I have yet to try any other dishes but I am sure they are delicious. If you can catch Simon or Joe there, they are great guys who will take care of you.

Hidden away — I would have never know about nor found this place without Unilocal.I had what looked like a calzone. It was perfect. Delicious, interesting, a wonderful mix of textures. It came with three different sauces, a tomato, a tahini, and a garlic-​ish one. I ate every thing all up.
These guys have only been opened 3 weeks. I hope people find it and come here in droves.
Open 24 hours!

I been the Last week, and the food is Amazing, You need to coming to taste yourself how good is Simon & Joe’s, You have to tried…

I had the pleasure of helping Simon and Joe get this place in order for opening. They are wonderful gentlemen, I told them when it opens I’ll stop in for a bite, that is exactly what I did. Everything we ate (my coworker & I) was delicious! The waitress was knowledgeable and fully capable of answering questions, she also informed us everything was made fresh onsite bread, sauces, etc. QUALITY you can taste for sure! They did a wonderful job on the interior of the restaurant (if you could see what it looked like before you would be blown away)! Will be coming back again and again! Plus any place that plays Bob Marley in the back is alright by me! My first kosher dining experience and will not be my last!

So, I didn’t expect this one at all…
I had a meeting next door to this place when I noticed the delicious smell come. in out of there and followed it right in.
Pretty much everything we tried was delicious, the pizza, burekas, amd specially the shakshuka, yumm.
The place looks modern and have a very good vibe
I am not a local, so i can’t come regulaly, but will Sure come by next time I’m visiting vegas
Special shoutout for joe. gave us great sevice
See u soon !

Wow, i got lucky when I found this spot, amazing food, everything I tried so far tasted great

Heard about this place via Eater Las Vegas. Restaurant is in a sketch complex and can be mistakenly passed on by. However, food was delicious and the restaurant owner was appreciative of our time. Ordered the Pizza De La Rosa with mushrooms and my boyfriend ordered the Pizza Bureka. We were both delighted! Definitely a great hole in the wall restaurant that we plan to revisit.

Fresh Kosher food, close to the Strip. I usually end up ranting about how overpriced most Kosher places in Vegas are, but this one is appropriately priced for specialty cuisine without taking advantage of the niche market.
Favorite thing here so far is the burekas– I get the cheese but potato and pizza flavors are also available. They have pizzas, soups, and salads, along with more specialty items like sambusak, ceviche, shakshuka, and khachapuri.
Location is kind of in a run-​down and sketchy area, interior is pretty plain and service is average. Come here for takeout.

Very good food, different and authentic. The service was amazing and will b back for sure. I loved the variety and ready to try more !!

Awesome, I leave rare reviews only on off the beat places. This place is nice. Passed it by mistake. Soft music and interesting smells. NO meat items here (and I’m an meat lover). Ordered the Sambusk with feta YUM. My friend ordered the Shukshuka. Wow everything has that powerful flavor you expect from Mediterranean style. Open late yah. Lots of lite things to choose from just to close the appetite.