Emerald Park Apartments

I was helping my friend move out of here one hot-​ass midsummer’s day. I was getting pissed because of his apparent wishy-​washiness about tossing shit that obviously would not fit in the U-​Haul. We decide to do a couple more boxes and a bass amp. So I was waiting underneath the steps (2^nd floor unit) and noticed an actual Black Widow spider hanging out on the third step from the top. My friend was very much preoccupied with the thought of having to toss his Vintage Pro-​Bush 70’s Playboy and Pinup collection, that he did not see said arachnid dangling precarious closer to his neck… and when he raised his right arm to unstick his sweaty shirt sleeve… I reckon it went right down his shirt all the way down his back. It was fucking beautiful.
I call him Freddie Mercury now. This place rocks! They even hang laundry on the satellite dishes, it’s very efficient.