Subway

Get a sandwich to go 6 – 8 times a year, the staff changes often, but are clearly well trained. Almost always have fast, friendly service, Friday ⁵⁄₂₉ being no exception after having a miserable experience at Main St Subway midtown.

For the second time in three days, I have tried to eat at this Subway and encountered 15 people in line (at 11:30am) and only two workers behind the counter. Don’t waste your time. Just wait for the new Jimmy John’s being built ½ block south. It will likely be finished before you make it through the line at this Subway!

Rage.
I was running a metric F-​Ton of errands before having to haul it out to the bustling metropolis of Osawatomie, KS for a dear friend’s rehearsal dinner. At the tail end of said afternoon I realized I hadn’t made time to eat all day (something I am wont to do and really need to stop making a habit of) and thought I could pop right in and out of the «convenient» Subway right down the street from my place. Yes, I know Subways can generally suck but I’m a sucker for sandwiches and hadn’t been grocery shopping in roughly 84 years.
Two employees were in the store, but only one was behind the counter. I can only assume the other was on a much needed break from the hard labor and toiling of a scarcely patronized store. She was just chillin’ in one of the front tables with some security guard guy, talking about baby mama drama, was on and off her cell phone and was dropping the F-​bomb casually right and left. Class-​ay.
Dude in front of me had ordered two footlong meatbombs and was having them toasted. After an eternity (my stomach rumbling, glancing at the minutes winding down from when I HAD to leave for the boonies of Kansas) the girl behind the counter opened the toaster oven, yanked out the sammies on one of those wire holder things and… promptly spilled the innards of an entire footlong all over the oven.
Not that she moved to clean it or anything.
Counter girl: «OHHHH look what I did!»
Girl on break: «AHAHAHA psssh, you better clean that up» *stays firmly seated doing nothing*
Counter girl: *looks at sandwich, moves first one to the counter, leaves disaster in the oven*
Dude in front of me: «Uh, well you can get her’s *motioning to me* first if you want
Counter girl: *ignores me*
Dude in front of me: «Actually, you better clean that… I can smell it burning»
Counter girl: *saunters around, half-​assedly looking for cleaning supplies*
Girl on break: *chatting on cell, still sitting down not giving a shit*
Me: *LEAVES SUBWAY IN A STARVING RAGE*
Never again.

I used to get food from here every few months but had to stop going because of the wait.
There is always such a long line beginning at 11:30 that if you don’t arrive by 11:00 you’ll spend 30 minutes in line.