Wild Bull

My experience at Wild Bull was actually a lot of fun and my husband and I had a blast seeing The Spazmatics. The Bouncers and girls at the front desk were super nice, the bartender remembered what my husband and I were drinking, and I have to admit I was really impressed by the cleanliness of the place, especially the ladies room, despite all of us drunk-​as-​heck girls stumbling around. It looks like later on towards the night (we were there on a Saturday) the place does attract a younger and crazier crowd but perhaps my experience was better than some of the other reviewers because we were part of a (mostly) older somewhat tamer crowd. I’d definitely go back to see another show there.

Warning — security makes policies at their own discretion. Sometimes hats are allowed, other times they are not. A situation which should not have been an issue turned into one because of the security staff. Just be aware that you could be discriminated against if you come here. It sucks to be on the receiving end of this kind of treatment — so if you want to have a good time, I would recommend any other place in Kalamazoo rather than this one.

This place is disgusting. I had problems with the drink orders and the bouncers did not seem to notice that my female friends were very uncomfortable when we were there. Small variety of beer choices and really aimed at a young market. I would not go back.

Yikes! This place houses some horrible reviews. I can’t say my time here was *that* bad, and coming to a spot with a mechanical bull and a huge outdoor concert venue, you have to know what you’re getting yourself into: big crowds, drunk college kids and a wait in line for drinks.
Put all that aside and you’ll have yourself a fun night. This place has a spot in the bar for everyone, which makes it easily liked. My only shock was the amount you had to pay to ride the bull! You mean, I have to pay to make a fool out of myself for others’ entertainment? I’ve never been to a bar where one had to pay to ride a mechanical bull!

The few times I’ve been here with friends, it was ridiculously packed. Standing room only, shoulder to shoulder, fighting our way to get to the bar for a drink. The drunk crowd was early twenties, with girls falling out of their tops and off the bull.
If you’re looking for a place to hang out with friends and talk over some drinks, this is not the place. If you’re looking for a meat market, you may have some luck here.
I’ve had friends that went when it wasn’t so busy, and said they had a good time.

If you’re a fan of waiting 20 minutes to order an overpriced drink while a drunk white girl in a tiara next to you complains about her boyfriend have I got the place for you. You’ll leave smelling like other people’s sweat after you spend the night dancing to top 40 hits spun by DJ Way Too Old. He’ll blow your mind with his ability to press «play» on his itunes playlist. Other highlights of this fine establishment include: Low lighting if you want to slip a girl a date rape drug. No hats allowed either, because fuck people who wear hats!

I’m only giving this one review because I have always loved wild bull. And always have had a great time but I EXTREMELY DISAGREE WITH THERE WATER POLICY (which is not even written down or can you ever talk to a higher manager) beware on Thursdays you can’t even get tap water here (WHICH IS ILLEGAL) you have to give at least 8 oz. You have to pay for water !!! This is awful and WHOEVER OWNS THIS PLACE SHOULD RETHINK THIS. I will fight this !!! Absolutely ridiculous and ILLEGAL !!!’

Worst Service EVER!!! Tried to actually get a drink at that bar during a recent trip. We only went to Wild Bull because of the 80’s band that was playing. Waited at the bar for at least 20 minutes and was acknowledge by 2 bartenders but never bothered to get us a drink. I will NEVER go back, they have so much to learn about service and how to treat a guest.

I came to this bar on a Thursday night with my younger sister and her friend because it was an 18+ night, so under 21-​ers could come. Because of this though, the crowd seemed pretty young. There was a long line out the door to get in, and a five dollar cover for the band on the outdoor stage. People under 21 pay like 15 bucks to get in, and they get these big black X’s drawn across their hands.
The first thing you notice when you walk into the saloon is the mechanical bull in the middle of its own cage with a thick padded mat underneath to fall on. As the night progresses, be warned that you might see some underthings atop that bull for the ladies who decide to ride the bull in their short dresses. Hopefully it’s a more pleasant experience for you than it was for us.
We had no trouble getting drinks for those of us that were 21, and the drink prices were not bad. The service was good as far as the bartenders go, but we didn’t order any food or anything. We eventually ventured out to the back and made our way toward the front of the crowd, which was shoulder to shoulder, and found a place to dance for the rest of the night. I would definitely recommend Wild Bull Saloon to anyone who is looking for a good nightclub with dancing and fun music.

We had great service by a team of servers, one was a trainee and the other we think was a seasoned employee. The steaks were perfectly seasoned and the sides were excellent, all at a reasonable price. We’ll definitely be going back!

I gave this place 2 stars and not 1 only because of the Comedy show but never again will I eat from Wild Bull. I was pleased with my tomato, guacamole, grilled cheese but how hard is it to mess up a grilled cheese! Bland steaks, queso & chips, frozen jalapeño poppers, bland mac & cheese, bland mashed potatoes, soggy corn on the cob… disgusting. We had 2 servers, one veteran and a trainee. The trainee was super friendly but the veteran I don’t think smiled once and was not worth the 20% tip.
We ate at Wild Bull because we were attending the Kalamazoo Comedy Company show which is in a separate room inside the Wild Bull. The comedy show was awesome and we plan on going back again. From now on we will just eat somewhere else before the show.

The food is crappy, unchewable brisket… Dry steak. Your server will be a sorority girl with no social skills. They have a wall of taps, but no draft beer, so they are either dumb or closing down. Don’t waste your money.

Summary: Don’t go here sober.
This place gets one star for the people watching and another for being basically the only place to dance downtown. Everything else is pretty much… meh.
The layout is inefficient: it’s more conducive to watching people fall off the bull than getting to the bar, bathrooms, or exit. Yes, there really is a mechanical bull. Honestly, it’s probably time the bull is put out to pasture – it’s falling apart. If this is going to be the focal point of the bar, it should look impressive and not like it’s seen years and years of wear and tear.
Because of the kind of eclectic music played (they’ll go from country to rap to Miley Cyrus), Wild Bull attracts a wide range of people. The one thing all of these people have in common is that they’re really, really drunk.
Thursdays are 18+ nights which are creepy. (Then again, they’re probably no creepier than 18+ nights anywhere else.)
$ 5 cover ($ 10 on Thursdays for those under 21), and this includes access to the rest of the «Entertainment District» (Monaco, Sky Deck, District Square) as well.

*batman 2.0÷4.0 beers
So a country-​themed «club» located in Kzoo? Reminds me more of something from a Daytona Beach Spring Break. There’s no need to be critical though, well except of the regular crowd’s uptight dancing (our guest reviewer will be holding lessons for those interested). However, the floorplan is extremely well laid out for the high attendance. Although next time Kzoo, have a few more drinks before having your two at the Bull…2 beers.
*captain ron 2.5÷4.0 beers
I feel dirty. I feel as if my junk is on prominent display in a butcher-​shop window. With all the young singles and college-​age clientele, this place is a meat market. That’s not all bad — actually, that’s fantastic — for those looking to do some bumping and grinding on the dance floor. Does anybody remember that show on MTV called «The Grind» that featured nothing but people dancing to semi-​current radio favorites? No? OK, moving on… Here is an organized list of gripes regarding the Bull that I’ve been dying to get off my chest.
1. This bar is about as country as John Travolta a la Urban Cowboy. I’m a fan of big belt buckles and ridiculous hats. In a real country bar, the biggest bad-​ass in the place is the skinny guy with the paisley shirt and women’s-sized Wranglers; line-​dancing across the floor like a ballerina in boots.
2. The layout is horrible and not conducive to getting me inebriated in a timely fashion. The mechanical bull takes up too much room and is right in the middle of everything, making the main bar nearly unapproachable.
3. Hmmm. I’ve run out of gripes.
It would appear that my organized list isn’t as long as I once thought. Maybe the Bull isn’t all that bad. You know what, I’m back. Put me back on display. It’s time to saddle-​up and do some hoggin’.

as «country» bull-​riding bars go, this place fits the mold exactly. the space itself is huge which is a plus, but the $ 5 cover was lame.
one star for the quickness i was served at the bar, and one star for how the herded the crowd out — it literally went from last call, to lights on and a cattle line of people within 2.5 minutes.