Chrystel Gavlin

I am constantly getting into trouble so I’m very often availing myself of the services of attorneys.
As a ‘professional troublemaker’ I need someone who can get my ass out of trouble with skill and proficiency and who is honest and charges reasonable rates.
After getting framed by a psycho ex for a crime I didn’t commit I retained Chrystel as my attorney so I wouldn’t have to spend any time at the old ‘Crossbar Hotel’ in Joliet.
I had already spent a couple of days in the ‘slam’ there and I didn’t like it at all.
Although it was nice not to have to answer the phone… and I did some deep thinking and an incredible amount of yoga… jail is still no fun.
The food there sucks… the guards didn’t treat me very well… there’s no windows in the cells and some guy strip searched me and probed me in places where the sun didn’t shine.
I didn’t wanna go back there so I thought maybe hiring a good attorney would be the thing to do.
Chrystel has a great reputation in the Joliet Courthouse and she’s well liked by so many of the people that work there.
I might add that she’s also a knockout and you should see her in the blue ladies business suit that she wears.
One day even the judge complimented her on it… ordering her to ‘turn around’ for him so he could see all of it in it’s spectacular blue glory.
Chrystel was communicative and attentive to all of the details of my case and a review of all of her billing seemed reasonable and fair.
She got my sorry ass outta that jam and then when I decided to divorce the chick that caused me all of that grief she was there for me as my divorce attorney too.
If you ever need to divorce some crazy spouse in Will County you might wanna give Chrystel a call.
She is calm, reassuring and supportive and she’s got a lot of experience dealing with psycho ex’s.
Frank in her office makes some of the best coffee I’ve ever had.
Going to jail sucks.
Getting a divorce sucks.
Getting a divorce from the woman who got your ass thrown in jail does not suck…
especially when you’re represented by quality counsel who gets your dumb ass out of all kinds of trouble at affordable rates.
As I prepare to enter the dating world and I search for the next ‘Mrs. Ex Viewminder’ you can be sure I’m gonna keep Chrystel’s card in my rolodex.
After everything I’ve learned I do believe that my next divorce is gonna be so much better than the last one.
I am always an optimist.
Onward and upward right?
I give Chrystel Gavlin five stars as an attorney and that blue outfit…
Seven thumbs up and thirty six stars!