After a night of downing 3 ½ grandma slices, I needed to get back to my strict balanced diet routine. So, I decided to go to Burger King. No, silly, not for that… I needed a salad pronto and Wendy’s was too far and McDonald’s was actually closer but I totally forgot, so I came here. Plus, I hadn’t been here in a while. I needed balance, so I got the cranberry apple salad. A couple of ingredients from the veggie group, some from the fruits, crumbled bleu cheese for dairy, and croutons from breads. How perfect! All 600 calories of it! And looking around, turns out I was the only douchebag not having a burger of some sort. Oh well. This place has a theme and it’s «The Stars of Yesteryear». The hallway leading to the bathroom has plaques of movie stars hanging on the walls like Bruce Willis, Al Pacino and I coulda swore I saw Ray Liotta. Some of the booths had stars too like Bruce Lee, but I decided to sit down with Liv Tyler. Imagine if Liv Tyler found out this minute that she had a big head portrait topped with with a golden crown mounted on a Burger King eating booth? I bet she’d never make another movie again and call it a day! There’s also a booth shaped like a car which I’m sure the kiddies will love. They got old R&B playin… eh not too fond of it. Wish there was a bit more variety like how they had with their choice of celebrities. With the new Advanced Auto Parts opening soon nearby, this would be a good spot to grab a bite while waiting for your car to be serviced. Lady at register was nice and someone was always wiping tables and mopping up floors, so a definite plus there. Shit! This place was so clean it made me wanna push the paper tray cover into the garbage when it wouldn’t originally slide in! Cleanliness is contagious I suppose. After getting Liv’s number, I left happy knowing I did my body right. Fine I cheated a bit. I ordered a dutch apple pie too. Delicious.
