Par-Central Motor Inn

Horrible, seedy motel. The carpet smelled bad, the room smelled like cigarettes. I guess you get what you pay for. If you’re looking for cheap, this is the spot

3 stars = A-​OK
Did you try driving up north to Kew Motor Inn and it was full? and… you and your special friend could’nt wait half an hour? Well, then come on down Grand Central and stay here at the fabulous Par-​Central Motor Inn for 3 hours!
yes, it does charge at an hourly rate. safe and discreet, this place is a serious joint.
The parking lot is big, the rooms are clean and spacious and there always seems to be a bunch of cars parked here. Hm… i guess business is good.
No themed rooms here. This place is strictly business as its… not really close to a convention center… or the airport…
So good, because you won’t find your ‘Arabian Nights’ theme here. But you can find the ‘Bleached and Sanitized 8 Times A Day’ theme here.