Kew Motor Inn

We got the skyline room & to my surprise, it was very clean & it smelled nice, which was the most important thing to me. Checking in was quick and simple.

Out of all the cheap hourly rooms I’ve been taken to, this is the finest!
Also, I clearly need to get my life straightened out.

THis place is cool. A very different take on hotel. When you walk it, for me it seemed scary. But then it is cool. Some rooms are renovated. I would come back.

The beds are so hard… only plus side is there’s a bar/​restaurant with a pool table a lot of parking. This place is only good for hourly stays…

Kewt Gingrich and LL Kewl J own this place. And they do an awful job running it. I was here for a night in late summer of 2014.
One of the worst motels I’ve ever stayed in. The place inside and out has the strongest weed smell ever so if you don’t like that smell, skip this motel.
The room was close to $ 200 even though half the night was already gone because we fell asleep in the parking lot when we pulled up. The AC wasn’t working properly. The guy checking us in was awful to us despite the obscene amount we were paying. The parking lot was full of shady characters. And also the room smelled bad. It was obviously used as a smoking room (and drug room) when it wasn’t designated «non smoking.»
I would tell you more, but it’s not a kew-​t sctory.

Its cleaner than most motels ill give it that and it actually has heat. I found the rooms to be fairly clean and spacious despute the tacky room names and the safari wallpaper.

I’ll tell you from multiple experiences, on e of the worst motels in the area. First of all there’s a lot of prostitution going on besides the never ending smell of burning marijuana, second of all the rooms are so garbage that they don’t change the towels or the bedsheets, expect to have love stains on your pillows.

Some thugs stole my credit card number and charged a room at this dump. I hope they rot after stealing from people and creating fraudulent charges. We are after you creeps!

this place is GROSSS
this place smells like ASSS
this place is str8 up NASTY
who would go here
GROSSSSSSS

Ya gotta stay here once, even if only for shits and giggles.
Cute, but not for true function unless you are a lady of the night or a john.

Just here to write a review. don’t get any ideas people. It’s a typical hot sheet motel with themed rooms. Some even have jacuzzis, enter at your own risk… lol
We all know what happens here, we’re all adults. But it seems safe and off the beaten path so you are ensured privacy… well at least until you bump into other patrons on the single elevator. :P

I’ve been here several times (about 6x) and I’ve never had a problem here. The cheapest room is 3hrs 52 bucks but i prefer the crystal style room 72 bucks for 3hrs. Everyone keeps to themselves and no one is starring at you when you go in. For me this place was a blessing lol now i can get my freak on all i want bwahwahwah.

This used to be my go-​to Hotel back in High school/​College Days!
Ah, the memories…
Themes rooms are in hot demand, Arabian-​themed, New York Skyline, Jungle Room (aaarrgghhh), and many more. And you can pay by the hour. They do card! It does what its meant to do.
Ensconces you during your hour (or more for those over-​achievers)
of frisky undercover play. Just try not to lay on the actual comforter… Ew.
TV and DVD player in rooms if memory serves me right… and Ice Machine and «Movie-​rental» downstairs. Condom dispenser too.
It’s seedy but not too seedy.
Go, do your business, call it an adventure, and call it a day.

This inn rocks! A bit kinky I gotta add too. They have rooms with different themes. When you enter their lobby, there’s the receptionist in the front desk and he will ask you to choose a room from the televisions displayed above him. The rooms that are in use will be darkened. If you ever heard of the hotels they have in Japan, (you know what I mean? ^_​^) this reminded me a lot about that.
The kinds of rooms they have are the Oriental Delight, Arabian Nights, NY Skyline, Safari, Southwestern Oasis, Waterfall to name a bunch. I’ve only had the Oriental Delight but based on the television or the pictures of their other rooms, they are all very colorful and exciting.
Whenever you see a hotel with rooms this colorful, you might think it might be packed. It surprisingly wasn’t when I went there. As a matter of fact, it was quite empty and they had lots of free rooms. The atmosphere of this place is quite moody. They dim the lights everywhere even the lights in their café.
One thing to know, however, is that you will need to car to get there. I don’t think it’s of a walking distance from any public transportation.
But if you’re looking for a fun place to stay and want something different from the ordinary hotel room, then give this one a shot. It will rock your socks off!

Best place to for hourly rate stay. Why blow money for an entire night when you just need a couple hours for fun.
For its design and easy of location it is the best around.

Just incase you did a search for this place, The Kew Motor Inn is the same as Kew Motor Inn.
now… hmm hmmm hmmm~ what are you doing looking up this joint huh?
for that matter, what am i doing writing about this joint?
This joint is always packed. There are always a bunch of cars parked out in the private lot and sometimes, dare i say, it can be hard to get a parking spot!
if your friends don’t mind a little bit of travel, this place is perrrrfect for a costume birthday party!* Why bother decorating your apartment some Safari theme when theres a hotel room that has already done it for you?
or do you prefer Arabian Nights theme? how about something more futuristic with mirrors and reflecting glass everywhere?
well, you can also bring in your fancy someone-​someone and have a few hours of fun too. **
yes, they do charge at an hourly rate. and yes, minors are not allowed (ID is checked)***
its clean and super sanitized. good luck getting a room on Valentines Day!
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*of course this is the reason why I went there. Isnt it the same reason you’re going there too?
** I thought so. Go on and book the Arabian Room. Your special friend will like it.
***Safety is important! of course it goes to show that mayyyybeeee you might run into rather unsavory folks in the hallways. But at least you know that burly, scary, puffed-​up-​chest-​haired man is over 18!