Triangle Crossings Management

Climbing 19 steps when entering a stale-​aired unventilated hallway is far from the best way to go home every day, nor is having to go down and go all the way around the side to throw out your trash in the garbage can that each tenant is expected to provide for the building — even though they are often stolen since no theft precautions are taken, my roommate and I have already bought three cans with none remaining.
Inside the apartment: despite the basic scientific law that states «heat rises,» the electric heaters in each room are located towards the ceiling providing both an ineffective and costly way of attempting to stay warm atop the wood floors that are above empty and, therefore, freezing storefronts below — well, empty, aside from the off-​the-​grid, use-​the-​back-​door people that appear to load clothing and other items into one of them. Best way to stay warm, a lot of jumping jacks.
Bacon lovers will love the unique way of making it, or making anything on the unbalanced stove for that matter — unbalanced due to the floors not being level. The food being cooked faster on one side than the other is special only in the special way in which saying retarded is insensitive. The inevitable ringing of the fire alarm, since there is no fan above the stove, is especially entertaining. After all, why should cooking focus primarily on taste when you can incorporate sound as well? Next level people. It’s just like that show on the Food Network that doesn’t exist yet where the chef is constantly rotating the frying pan so that he doesn’t just fry one side of his food since the oil moves to the north side of the pan, then has to fan the fire alarms to get them to go off.
The two bedroom apartment features one bedroom that is the size of a walk in closet with a closet uniquely designed to feature a width too narrow for hangers to fit. I enjoy my clothes constantly being pressed up against cheap paint.
If you are the type to get lost in thought, then you will relish the endless opportunity to sit and think about why the cabinets open in nonsensical ways. It strengthens the mind.
You do get a parking lot. That’s is pretty sweet. Although, despite being expected to notify management if you park a car not registered with them in the parking lot, the neighboring commercial building is free to use it at will. As is the entire town any time there is a town fair or festival going on. On these occasions it is rather convenient to be located walking distance from the train station in case you are blocked in — only happened to me personally once.
When it rains, the parking lot only mostly floods, so ladys and fashion-​forward men have ample excuses to buy new footwear.
When it snows, on average, you only have to wait 16 hours before Vito (real name of the guy that plows the snow) shows up and leaves your car blocked in behind a wall of snow. Conveniently, the walk way doesn’t get shoveled until the next day, so when you attempt to shovel your car out, your feet will already be encompassed with snow so the numbness provides ample incentive to shovel quickly — especially if you are in the midst of going crazy.
If more apartments are built and run like this then I will buy as many stocks as I can afford in coffee companies. I say this because my personal favorite activity now is to go to different places and drink coffee just to get out of the apartment. (This is not an advertisement for Starbucks, Dunkin’ Donuts, or any other coffee shop).