Tennis by Mark

DISCLAIMER: incredibly biased review, so do me and yourself a favor… don’t bother to click that «flag» button :)
alright, so if you haven’t noticed my firm bulky muscles lately, don’t worry, you don’t need to make an appointment with an optometrist yet. my fat is doing a really fantastic job of hiding the muscles underneath it. after all, i am spending enough money to hang on to those blobs of fat. however, i’ve reached a point in my life where health has become an increasing concern, so one day i said «f*ck it… i’ll work out so i don’t miss out on my social life because i am sick».
i decided to take a few tennis lessons on sole basis of this cute sleeveless fake r.l. polo shirt i brought over from china (who needs to spend money on an exercise outfit?!). so my lucky tennis instructor is mark whom i’ve known for a while (why lucky? because he gets to be my coach and boss me around). i was pretty doubtful of his ability initially since he’s never mentioned his mad tennis skills and he’s kind of a guy who is always flirting, never really serious. well, i was right and wrong. the first day of my lesson, he surprised me with his knowledge and patience.
first off, let it be known that i completely lack that hand-​eye-​foot coordination everyone seems to be born with. second off, i have never held a racquet (how un-​asian!).
yeah, so my instructor had some work cut out for him, but he endured my inability to move 2 feet without heavy panting and hit the balls. he even brought those big sponge balls which made the practice a lot easier and less painful in case you miss the ball and it slams into your body. mark was friggin’ awesome!!! he basically treated me like a baby taking her monumental first step with great patience and understanding. his lesson fee was very reasonable (you’ve heard the term «friends with benefit») and his schedule is pretty flexible for now.
woo, i am so excited. i’m going to be one of those sexy hot tennis players in their short pleated skirts. move over anna kournikova and maria sharapova… here comes lena hotmamapova :)