Ryan’s

this location is closed

I didn’t expect world class fine dining when going here, nor should you. However, the food was well maintained, hot, fresh enough, and actually tasted good. Again, nothing too special, but comfort food abounds. I didn’t visit the restroom (then or later thank God) so no idea how that looks, but the buffet area was reasonably clean. It needs a little paint and spackle here and there but if you have $ 20 to blow for 2 people it isn’t that bad and it’s the company that makes up a big part of a good meal.

I have pretty low standards for buffets like this, but this place is beneath the lowest possible standards any person or farm animal can possibly have.
A buffet like this is like a trough — as long as there is food and the food is suitable for animal consumption, it’s at least «ok». The problem here is there’s no food. Forget the food — there were not even bowls. It’s like a cackle of hungry hyenas had run thru the place just before my family and I arrived, swallowing all of the food and even bowls.
The food, for the millisecond it was there when it arrives, is of tolerable quality, if your quality standards for buffets like this is as low as mine are. My 9 year old thought the food was good. There’s a new advertising slogan for you — «Food so good it satisfies the sophisticated taste buds of hungry 9 year olds.» She also thinks boxed mac & cheese is the greatest food in the entire universe. You connect the dots.

Nasty
Dirty
Disgusting
Pretty sure that is against health code… and that… and that… and that too.
I felt like I needed to take a bath in hand sanitizer afterward.
Terrible lighting
The bathroom was scary, it has never ever been cleaned, like since time began.
Oh, wait, you expect a tip for this?
I threw away my shoes before I walked in my house.
Never, ever, EVER!!!

Ew. Look at the nastyass honeybadger. He won’t eat at Ryan’s steakhouse because it’s too disgusting. Ew, look at him, look at him go, oh, no! somebody fed honeybadger food from Ryan’s steakhouse and he died! GADS!
on the real tip, i got the runs mid-​dinner while eating there. It was so gross. Some friends wanted to go on a lark to mess with me and like, ya know, it’s a buffet or whatever and some of the servign utensils HANDLES were in the food. which means people were touching the handles then dumping their hand-​germ covered utensils into the food.
NEVER AGAIN!
and what’s with all the kids running around like it’s recess? back up, kids! GET OUT OF MY YARD!

So… sometimes my partner wants to get after hog-​trough style buffets. This was one of those times. I was surprised at how good most of the food was. Everything was fresh, and I ended up being able to eat some baked fish with veggies for my dinner. Not too shabby for around $ 10/​person. Even at 8 – 8:30pm on a Tuesday night fresh sides and steak were being brought out to the steam tables. Our server was pleasant and kept our drinks full.
The building is a little hard to see… it sits back from the road and below the road across from the Honda dealership. I was surprised at how many people were there that late.