Sea Hag Bar & Grill

This is a typical example of when someone asks; how could something get any worse? The Sea Hag steps up and shows in vivid detail just how a shithole can become a megashithole.
The «boys» of the owner spend their time racing their little hotrods up and down the streets of El-​Whacko, running their dirt bikes all around the neighborhood, shooting off fireworks for no particular holiday OR for a particular holiday and of course the fighting and drug dealing inside and outside the building. Should I even go into the frequent police activity because of the suspected burglary etc? Nah.
The owner smokes and allows smoking indoors. He says he doesn’t care what the law says, it’s his place and if he wants to pollute his non-​smoking customers with his second-​hand smoke, well, that’s his right!
I guess they finally threw out the asshole (Jeff I think) that gets all drunked up and starts pounding on the other patrons, including some guy who is confined to a wheelchair. When I asked why they let him act like that they said he’s a rilly rilly great guy and threw me out (for which I’m forever grateful).
Convalescent homes smell less like piss and dirty laundry than the Hag and the food tastes and smells like they prepare it in the men’s room.
I see that Ylep asks if this place offers bike parking (he heeee). They sure do! Go ahead and park your bike there just as soon as you’re ready to go buy a new bike.
But hey, other than that, I love the place and can hardly wait until they invite me back!!!
Not.
//(~_~)\\
Me

This place reminds me of an oversized toilet with a dingy, dirty bar on one side, shuffleboard on the other and uneven pool tables sprinkled in the middle. Maybe tide was out and the tables shifted?
A good place to go for picking up some disease, this dead little «hole» is.
One star might be complimentary!

Pretty dark and dank little place, but it’s called The Sea Hag… what did you expect? Velvet ropes, and a valet? I would really give them a 2.5 stars, as we popped in for a bite to eat and were shown a pretty dismal menu in honour of Dismal Nitch I am sure (wink). Not a whole hellovalot to choose from.
Bar seemed pretty loaded, as did the patrons at it (wink). This looks like a fun local place to drown your sorrows, but grab a bite to eat prior to coming.

This is a crusty old hole-​in-​the-​wall Bar and Grill in the fishing town of Ilwaco Washington. That is to say it is a lot of fun! My cousins and I usually visit this place at night while vacationing at Long Beach in the summer.
Cold beer, hot food. Grab a t-​shirt on your way out!