St James Restaurant & Cabaret

I’m not a man of a God… but coming here I was ready to confess my sins. I’d definitely come back and donate all my money to this church.

One of the nicest gentleman’s club I have been in. It can be a bit pricey but there are beautiful women working here and the place is clean. The food here is actually really good.
Would come back because of the cleanliness and pretty women I met. Definitely recommend this place for someone looking for a more upscale gentlemen’s club.

Remember that in their business, the legal climate waxes and wanes. As of recent months, the day shift (the only one that I’m familiar with) has apparently been under a great deal of pressure to play nice and adhere more closely to all legal rules. Managers have thrown people out for simple, harmless stuff. My waitress asked if I wanted her to send me one of the girls for company. I said «Sure, just send someone fun.» Boom — the manager is yelling at me in the middle of the floor and kicking me out of the club. If you manage to stick around, be aware that the management staff is popping in on lap dances in progress — with a flashlight and an attitude.
I’m sure that someday the pendulum will swing back to a more relaxed attitude but, for the latter half of 2015, the place has been gobsmackingly underwhelming.

Been here a couple of times over the years, always a sweet spot! girls are gorgeous and you always find someone to talk to, drinks are fair for such a nice place and they do have valet. The wait staff is always awesome, sometimes they get really busy so patience is a virtue. One of the best girls is Dallas, she’s beautiful and really cool, she won’t try hassling you, some girls do but for the most part everyone is nice, chat up a girl first cause sometimes they can be crazy in a dance, unless that’s what your into. Cover is $ 15 and go early in a Friday!

I visited this club last year.
I can’t remember what the cover charge was but it wasn’t bad.
Pros:
1) Large club
2) They had a shower on the upper stage!
3) Servers were very good and you can put things on credit card with no extra charges!
4) Always had dancers on the stage
Cons:
1) Not enough girls at all
2) Not enough blondes
3) Touching was allowed for VIP dances but they where bottoms
4) Not a nude club
5) Not many girls visited us on the 2^nd floor
6) If you wanted a dance you had to grab the girl you wanted
7) Parking lot was very full
8) Bottled water was expensive
I had 1 private dance from 1 girl. She was brunette and had birthing scars. She was natural but it definitely wasn’t the best dance I’ve had.
Due to not having enough attractive dancers, I would not visit this club again.

This is a horrible establishment. People threw dollars from second floor, mixed in with our dollars on first floor table and bouncers claimed that our party was stealing.
My party… CEO, CFO and chief legal executive (attorney) from major oil firm in town ousted. Our Attorney filmed event when adversity started and they demanded we delete (delete their lies).
To add insult to injury, they claimed that they will call cops once we leave the establishment to bust us for DUI (again, with no provocation whatsoever). Their security guard also followed us and took pictures of license plate without our permission.

Very nice and attractive performers who don’t pressure you for «dances.»
The staff IN GENERAL is nice, but the manager is very nasty in my case. Once he walked over to remind me of the two drink minimum, even though it was a busy night and I hadn’t even been APPROACHED by a waitress, so that was pretty arrogant. The next time he claimed I was someone who’d made trouble there one month before (I hadn’t been there in FOUR months), and I was told to leave. The next time I had on me a tiny pen knife, and it was called a «weapon,» and instead of it being checked at the desk or something reasonable like that, I was told to leave again!
This isn’t meant to keep anyone away from the place. Go for the performers, and hopefully the manager won’t be a miserable lout to YOU.

GREAT STEAKS !!! Oddly enough the big draw for me is the top notch steaks as this place has a restaurant with some amazing grill skills. (I would go here for the steaks even if they had no dancers). The dancers are never pushy and the bill is always honest. The Filet Mignon is 5 stars… better then most upscale steak houses in the region. Its nice to enjoy dinner with some talented strippers doing their thing on the stage along with some dry ice effects. Very classy place for the=ose that enjoy upscale gentlemen’s clubs. Very beautiful ladies here. There is a onsite hand car wash and car detailing service they provide that does a job way better than others. A visit here covers all the bases: get your car washed, shows shined, have a fabulous upscale dinner and relax with one of the various top quality cigars — all the while surrounded by beautiful ladies. Great cocktails and bar service here. I Highly recommend this place.

Drove all the way from Pearland because I’ve heard good things about this place. The club itself looks really nice and it has an upscale feel to it. There is no pole on the main stage so girls are limited on tricks. The drinks are what you would expect them to be, small and very expensive. I think my glass held around 7.5 ounces of liquid. The cover charge was $ 15 bucks so it’s right at the limit of over paying on a topless bar.
In the end I left feeling like it was way over hyped then what I actually experienced. Maybe at one time it was the place to be but as of right now, I wouldn’t recommend it. The girls weren’t all that great looking and they played pop and classic rock. I kind of felt a little young to be here and I’m 34. Really nice location but not my scene.

This used to be my favorite club in Houston. We are here now with a bachelor party and there is not a single girl on the floor — either we picked the wrong time or it’s just not enough dancers. Again it used to be an awesome place not sure what happened, but the bachelor is falling asleep and we can’t even get him a lap dance…

The place has a nice atmosphere & clean. BUT DONT GO!!! If you are looking for a stripclub…
Satruday night we got there about 10pm 1^st off the waitress asked me if I was driving & had I been drinking??? I had two beers almost 2 hours before hand & was in no way drunk or appeared drunk. We asked her why & she went into laws about her getting in trouble for serving anyone driving… After the 1^st round we sat close to an hour with her never returning to check on us. I had to grab a waitress to get another round. After 3 rounds of beers in 1 ½hrs in the club. We were approached by ZERO girls. We saw ZERO girls walking the floor. Finally talking with a manger he informed us that customers should walk up to stage & tips girls or ask them to sit with you??? So, when did a strip club turn into a regular club where men had to approach the women!!! The manager showed to decline of the club & where’s its headed. Men go to strip clubs for one thing. GIRLS!!! getting bothered by each & every girl there. ASKING the same thing if we would like a dance or company…
I scanned the club & there were money men
women in the place.

Ahhhhh ol’ St. James…“The Church” LOL An oldie, but a goodie.
This spot has been around forever. It was once one of THE go to spots as far as gentlemen’s clubs. Over the years things have changed, but one thing that hasn’t is the girls. Always had beautiful women.
I was showing some fam around on my most recent visit & hadn’t been here in forever. Another thing that hasn’t changed is the cleanliness. This place still maintains that, unlike those spots you go in to & it smells like somebody needs a check up or looks like they’ve not cleaned the carpets in 10yrs.
As a female customer I’ve never had problems here, but it could be due to 1 of 3 things:
I was there w/​one of my girls that actually worked there
I was w/​a group of male friends
I’m actually not attracted to females… been told the ladies can tell when you’re there strictly for fun & not trying to block their cash flow or hittin on them.
I still say they need to put a pole on the main stage. With the tricks I’ve seen people do, it would look amazing coming from that incredible high arse ceiling they have!

This place is terrible. The staff is rude, and I mean class A assholes and the girls stand there, don’t dance or anything. It was my second time to a strip club, first time I went down the street to houston dolls and despite people saying it wa worse then st. James, it was ten times better. I’m serious when I say these people are assholes.

What a lovely club full of lovely women.
Too bad they don’t accommodate female customers at all.
It’s been a while since I visited «The Church” — and it was only on one occasion. Not because it’s in BFE, but because if you’re a female customer… let’s say that again… CUSTOMER. As in you’re going to spend some money. For drinks. For a bottle for VIP, etc etc… well, then you aren’t welcome.
When I went, they didn’t allow ladies to tip, to get dances, or to go into the VIP. No bueno.
Houston has about 125, 695, 345 other gentlemen’s clubs. I’ll keep going there.
(+1 star for the entertainment)

Been here twice. The staff is very friendly (waitresses, managers and dancers). Most of the girls dancing are quite pretty and put in effort instead of just shaking their butt a little.
One warning though… if you open a tab on a credit card, they pre-​authorize for $ 500! I was shocked when I checked my bank account the next day because no one told me they would hold such a high amount!

It’s agood club. Kinda pricey on the drinks. Lots of beautiful girls here. They’re a pretty decent mix. Some can be very bitchy tho.
Overall it’s a nice place to hang out…

About the nicest club in Houston. It’s a bit out of the way but well worth it.
This place has a nice parking lot, well lit and guarded. Valet parking if desired.
Inside there are lots of lights, great sounds and many stages. The music is not rap, but does have a good mix. There are two floors. The bottom is very busy, the top is more laid back. There are private rooms all round for dances. The drinks are a bit high, but are strong if you want them to be.
This is one of the few clubs like this that you can get a great meal and not be scared what is in it.
There is a fantastic VIP section, just get ready to open your wallet to enjoy it.
The girls are of all races and many would be rated 10, although there are others that are not as hot. Some come from Vegas and Cali to work here.
The place gets busy on the weekends, just like a huge frat party.
Dances are $ 20, cover is $ 20 on most nights.

Love the lights and good looking people here.

During the Christmas season, I came here because my ride had to pick something up from this stripper. (If I still had my car… I would have pass on this venue!)
Meanwhile all the boys from our first destination ended up coming here for some late night male bonding!
I was the only girl —sucks man!
ECK — I always refused to go to places like this even MALE strip clubs (I don’t want to get herpes in the eye — I am being serious! I am not going to elaborate but you get the jest.) but this is my FIRST experience in a strip club.
A couple of people I knew used to work here but not anymore now.
I cannot really compare this to another joint, since I have nothing to compare it to but I guess it’s a typical standard joint.
Girls-​Check
Poles-​Check
Money-​Check
Boobs-​Check
Alcohol-​Check
Cigarette Smoke: Check
Loud, Obnoxious Guys: Check
I feel so squeamish being there since I know this place is filled with disgusting germs!