Spann Stephen J MD

Okay, so this will have to be amended once Dr Spann figures out what the hell is wrong with me, but I am confident that he will.
I was 10 – 15 minutes late today to my appointment. He still saw me and I was only in the waiting room for about 3 pages of a magazine (however long that is). I was in his office for just over 2 hours. He asked me tons of questions, gave me a thorough once over and ended up really not knowing what is wrong with me. But, he assured me we will find out. The last time I went to a nurse practitioner who charged me $ 275 to come up with NO answers, but ran a bunch of ridiculous and unnecessary tests, plus she never followed up with me. Dr. Spann has a time line that we are going to follow and we are going to nip it in the bud. At least we better, I am really tired of being tired. Oh, and also, I am uninsured and my two hour visit that my self-​absorbed ass was late for cost me…$ 85. Friggin awesome. I have been putting off going to see the doctor for about a year because I didn’t think I could afford it. Boy was a wrong. I am grateful to Dr. Spann for giving my lowly uninsured self a discount for being self-​pay. Oh, and he is really nice and great bedside manner.
Oh, and I’m just a little tired, no cooties, no pig-​death. All is well. Best guess — anemia, maybe a vitamin deficiency. See that’s not too bad. We can still totally make out later. That’s not communicable.