Celebrating 12−12−12. Sing along: On the twelfth day of Christmas my Shipley’s gave to me: 12 tasty donuts 12 paper napkins 12 do-nut holes 5 gold-en rings…(plain donuts) 4 smiles a-grinnin’ 3 minute wait 2 boxes full and a Parked-rich lim-o-sine! Evaluation of donuts(prefaced by «- -«), using relevant quotes from the 1967 movie«Dirty Dozen»: Major John Reisman: «You’ve seen a general inspecting troops before haven’t you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!» — - Donuts were as good as any other Shipley’s. Capt. Stuart Kinder: «Doesn’t give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You’ve got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots… and the rest I don’t even wanna think about! « Major John Reisman: «Well, I can’t think of a better way to fight a war.» — - Donut holes were disappointing(not fully formed into a round ball). Major John Reisman: [briefing the dozen] «And kill any officer in sight. « Victor R. Franko: «Ours or theirs?» — - Surprise! There were no Houston Police Officers around. But there was a guy dressed in some car repair uniform sitting at a small table. Samson Posey: «I don’t want to hurt you Major. « Major John Reisman: «You’re not gonna hurt me, I’m gonna hurt you.» — - What??? No special discount deal on «Dozen Day»??? Col. Everett Dasher Breed: «What’s your name, soldier?» Pinkley: «Number two, Sir!» — - For some reason, this Shipley’s store number is not listed directly when using Google.