Pink Monkey

I saw Mix Master Mike do a DJ set here… beside that pretty much another downtown H-​Town booty club.

Red flag numer uno– Another 18 and up club.
Dos– It’s downtown. Not midtown, DOWNtown!
Tres– One of the hip hop radio stations is going to be there on Sat night.
Cuatro– My lil sister and her friends show up looking like skanks. Sorry, love ya sis but it’s true!
Cinco– I couldn’t find it on Unilocal.
Seis– When I googled it, the top hit was clubzone where the reviews went something like «dis club da bomb, da chicks r hot and act wild!»
Siete– I wasn’t drunk. Not even close.
Ocho– After paying to get in, no wait, that’s one all by itself.
Nueve– After paying to get in, we walked down a flight of stairs to get to the dance floor. Thus it was an underground cave looking place. Not good.
Diez– After being there for 20 minutes, I already witnessed a huge fight (think 6 guys not one-​on-​one), was groped twice, and was asked to dance once by someone who looked like he was up past his bedtime, and I was danced with (not asked, just rubbed up against up).
Maybe I should listen to my inner voice more…