Centerfolds Houston

Why are most of these Reviews written by women?
I went to centerfolds. They have a nice selection of women there. I usually go on Wednesday nights, and they always have beautiful women to choose from. Yes Most can be a little pushy, but most strip clubs are. And people do have a choice to either give or not to give the girls money. Its not like these girls are holding guns and robbing people. I normally tell them «Im waiting on someone» if im not interested… It works and yes its true, you are waiting on someone youre more interested in.
The dances are $ 20 like most clubs and they only have 2 stages.
One main and one smaller towards the entrance.
Almost every time I go In there are a lot more Women than men there. A lot of them are really cool if you become a regular. I heard one girl tell me that they are a therapist while they work cause all the guys tell them about their problems. I smiled at that.
If you go to their website they have pretty good drink offers.
They also have opportunities on the weekends where you can come in for free at certain times. Which is good for those penny Pinchers who want to spend more on the LAYYDIES!
Overall this club is good. Its a good chill spot. Very laid back atmosphere and The variety of women always keeps me coming back. The Bartenders are also really easy going. Its definitely worth a visit.

After a disappointing start at Diamond, this place seems like the Playboy mansion to me. Except I would like this place better since the girls here look more real and less plastic.
Came here on a Thursday night, and I would say it’s not bad. It wasn’t busy, and there were plenty of women to entertain any whim of yours. Very diverse in ethnicity and skin color, too. Some of them were in really fantastic shape, and some of them fall into the curvier category. My guy friends told me that «this is nothing» compared to some other places, but I would still rate them as mostly B (and some C) team.
Some of the waitresses are OLD. Like they probably got a few grandbabies at home. That part kinda confused me, but hey… equal opportunity, I guess.
I’m pretty sure you can get whatever you like at this place. Some of the girls really seem to know how to hustle, and I’m sure there’s a little something for everyone if you know what you came here for. I just like to people watch… without looking long enough to seem too creepy myself.
Drinks were standard expensive ass strip club prices, and cover was $ 12. Solid entertainment value, and some of those girls have got pretty good skillz. I’m not about to go up there to get a crotch stuck in my face, but if you do want that shit, MAKE SURE YOU TIP! Saw some bottom feeders last night go up there and not tip at all, which makes it even creepier and more gross. That shit ain’t free! Someone gotta pay for these girls to go to college, man!

The skanks you find at the bus station are better than what’s available at Centerfolds.

This used to be one of the best strip clubs in Houston, now it’s one of the worst. First up, there’s an unfriendly AND rude middle aged woman at the front who looks like she belongs elsewhere. Then there’s the lacklustre management. Let’s talk about the girls… «Centerfolds?» LOL nope! They’re more like the hookers you’d find in the back of an ‘alternative’ weekly newspaper. The club itself is the perfect size and layout for a good club, but it’s badly managed, badly run. Take a look a the outside, so many lightbulbs are ‘out.’ Begs the question — how many strip club maintenance guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

This is kind of «go to» club for me if I want some guarenteed attention. You get swarmed here. Very aggressive, so if that is not your thing, well, run.
Place is usually well-​stocked with girls, most of them attractive. The place does have sort of this dankness about it, and the buffet is… scary. But I have had some OUTSTANDING waitress service. I have never had a problem with staff.
Evenings with $ 5 parking. Come on now, let’s not get too greedy.
I’ve been upstairs, and it seems a bit overpriced, but, hey, it’s pretty much a wide open menu. Private. Even downstairs you can get pretty hands-​on. Both ways.
So if you are into a safe kind of sleaze, this place is great. It’s no St. James, though. I go to St. James for a casual dinner and serious time with a dancer. I go to Centerfolds to get instant gratification.

I went there two nights ago and being a woman I didn’t expect to get teamed up on by these two strippers. I was with a male friend and for 2 seconds of lap dances we didn’t want or ask for they wouldn’t let us leave until we forked up $ 200. I don’t know where these girls find the nerve to absolutely rip us off like that but I’m mortified. Have fun with your chosen lifestyle, I guess. I wouldn’t spend a cent on your flat chests when I have a stunning pair that my friend clearly would choose to look at over yours.

Centerfolds is like the baby sister to Treasures. Less selection on the buffet of food and the buffet of women. On Mondays in lieu of a lunch buffet you get to choose between grilled chicken and steak– both with potato and veggies on the side. I had the chicken and it was damn good. This is included in the cover charge.
During the day, the VIP area upstairs is a steal at $ 65 for the bottle. Go in and ask for Sharon Eve– she’s the best waitress on the day shift.
It’s pretty low-​key during the day but they run enough women to keep you from getting bored.
*Most of the previous bad reviews are from women. I really suggest only women with a truly open mind and attitude frequent these places. Really, relax. Keep in mind:
You don’t come to strip clubs for ‘good service.’ Strip clubs cater to men who are content with getting a drink and watching the show/​getting dances and who are not concerned with getting menus and wondering where their waitress is. This is not a restaurant. This is a strip club that happens to serve food. The girls are there to make money and sell dances. Don’t knock them for being pushy. And no, they don’t want to date your man.

This place is horrible! Over priced and horrible service. The girls are all messed up and puking in the bathroom. You have to beg a stripper to get a waitress to help you. There were strippers passed out on the couches on a Saturday night at 9! 2 chicks screwed us out of $ and one with a diamond tattooed on her chest tries to prostitute herself out. That is the only way they can make money there because only a few get stage time and the ugly ones are walking around trying to get you to pay for extras. Also I asked for a menu and that was a joke. They didn’t have any of the food and the waitress which took an hour to get her attention after a striper helped, she was prob over 60 years old lol. Sad sad place…

Awful place. First time I came I was supposed to meet some friends and I was the first person there. As a woman I couldn’t go without a male escort. They still let me in after I payed the fee. 2 minutes later they kicked me out. HUSTLERS. Second time I came with friends, my group was harassed by the girls offering sex for money more than a couple times in an hour. Same girls were asking customers if they had or needed cocaine and meth. They manipulated the bartenders to put their drinks on our tab, managers didn’t do anything about it. Overall it was a dirty, depressing atmosphere. Its more of a brothel, drug house rather than a fun sexy stripclub. We went to a new club, Vivid Live instead and had a great time.

Watch out because these girls will pick pocket you! My friend got a dance with one of the girls & felt her reach into his pocket & took off with $ 200. Manager didn’t believe my friend & threw us all out. Girls with no class.

Decent Place with a little cleaner than most others, lunch buffet was as expected… Not great but not the worst I have had either.
Nice relaxing lunch haha

Excellent. I’ve been to centerfolds 20 times and each time it gets better. Nice girls, nice people and good food

OK. Condemn me now for visiting a strip club. May lightning strike me inside my home, through the roof, on a sunny day, in the middle of summer drought.
I won’t comment on the entertainment, as honestly it’s just going to vary with whom you converse. In the end, they are just doing a job as well. And no, they don’t want to marry you or be your girlfriend. They just want your money.
But enough of that, as I’m actually here to comment on their food to complete my quest for best burgers in Houston!
Their burgers are char-​grilled, similar to the Whopper. I’ll admit they are frozen beef patties but who cares? For some reason it still tastes good! Maybe it’s the way they butter toast the buns, add heaps of mayo, or throw in that crisp lettuce and tomatoes. The patty really does have a taste to it, as I find myself consuming the whole burger.
The wedge cut fries are obviously frozen and nothing to cheer about. Just eat it as a filler if you’re still hungry or douse with ketchup.
For some reason, they don’t have a carry-​out box, so you better eat that entire burger!
And for libations, HH lasts until 9PM, so bunker up with your cheap American beers that taste like water for $ 2.75! Wells are also same price. And please round out the drink to $ 4 for a tip. Wouldn’t you get pissed off as well if someone gave you a 25¢ tip?!? I’d throw it back in their face! But then again that’s why I don’t work in the service industry.