Scarlett Johansson

She was great in Manny & Lo and If Lucy Fell. Trips me out that she’s been in a ton of movies since.
I don’t know her personally and I can’t say I’ve ever eaten dinner at her place, but I’m sure she has utensils and that is very very important when having people over for dinner.
So, bravo, Miss Johannson on my (hopefully correct) assumption that you have utensils.

Ummm… love her! No hesitation…

Oh yeah she is pretty hot. I like me some Scar-​JO.
–Ghost World is the first time I saw this chick on the map… She still looked young and awkward then but I knew she would get popular.
I had a friend say he met her at a party a few years back and he did not recognize her, it didn’t make sense too, she said her family was in «The Business» and in fact he knew someone else there was named Hunter Johannson. Somehow he did not make the connection.
*Side note: Those leaked photos were impressive, lol. Scarlett has a really nice ass.

Confession time: I used to have a massive crush on Scarlett. At least, I THOUGHT I did. I’m a sucker for scratchy, deep, husky, or crackly voices. Think Debra Winger, Zooey Deschanel, Brittany Murphy, and Courtney Love (before she lost her damned mind). And Scarlett. Before she became «all that» and so overdone I can’t stand to hear of her anymore, her voice made me go weak in the knees.
I mean that, it wasn’t her… it was only her voice!
«Ghostworld», the first thing I saw her in, was a brilliant movie. I love almost everything about it. Thora Birch stole the show, much more so than in «American Beauty». (She really WAS Enid, whereas I think lots of people could have played Jane Burnham.) Because Scarlett co-​starred with this fantastic actress, I think I gave her too much credit for being great, by proxy. She was an «ok» Becky. Not great.
My real opinion is that Scarlett is a mediocre actress who happens to be visually and aurally appealing in an overtly sexy way, so she’s therefore hugely marketable. Her acting talent is irrelevant to sales.
I realize I’m not the most informed viewer to make such a remark. The only other movie I’ve seen her in is «Lost in Translation» which bored me to sleep. The truth is the kinds of movies she’s in don’t attract me, and they’re not worth seeing just to hear her voice. I don’t care.
I did see her on David Letterman when she showed up despite being sick with a cold, and she was charming, but I don’t remember anything she said. I remember that Letterman encouraged her to blow her nose because her snotty kleenex would be worth something. (I’m sure he was right!)
Would I want to meet Scarlett? Probably not. I’d have a problem with the smoking. I mean, what year is it? She ought to know better. It’s not like she got hooked serving in WWII. Ironically, smoking probably helps make her voice what it is (and with staying that thin), but it’s different if I have to smell it. I know someone who thinks Scarlett is the most beautiful, sexiest, hottest thing on the planet, but he’s militantly anti-​smoking in a way that makes me seem laissez faire. If he had to smell her, I’m sure the fantasy would be extinguished as quickly as a lit cigarette within spitting distance of him.
While I’m being critical of someone I’ve never even met, let’s put more steak on the barbecue. How about that dress she wore to the Oscars? Not only was it ugly, it was downright disrespectful to show up to a formal event looking like she just rolled out of bed. But, she’s not Meryl Streep, she’s Scarlett. I’m sure rolling INTO bed is how many people WANT to see her. It won’t hurt her image; in fact, that dress is probably selling like hot cakes. Too bad it looks like she didn’t care enough to dress for the event.
So…I’ve moved on. Not sure to whom… most celebrities I’ve heard of are boring now. This is the longest time ever in my life that I haven’t crushed on celebrities (except my own man, of course, but is it a crush if the person feels the same way?).
My point is: I like deep voices, ok! I think I’ll wait til I have a really bad cold, then record myself on our answering machine. SUCKERS!!!

i used to love her. but one day i saw her on either letterman or leno as a guest, and once she opened her mouth, it was over.
you’re so much prettier with your mouth closed, baby.

I don’t get it. She sits around in a hotel room in Tokyo wearing nothing but a T-​shirt, underpants, and bored expression on her face and the whole planet swoons.
She’s ok in Ghostworld, or maybe it’s just Steve Buscemi’s awesome acting chops that makes her more palatable. ..

A fine actress with movie-​star beauty. I can’t wait to see what she does in the next 10 years.

I liked her in the flick where she’s the daughter of Dennis Whathisname (used to be married to Meg Ryan till she cheated on him with Russell Crowe).
But okay, I’m getting ahead of myself. Dennis Whatsisname, while married to Meg Ryan (plastic surgery addicted) came on to me, well okay, did a huge staring thing with me one night at that all night diner on Church Street in SF, so he was obviously a cheater too.
Wait.
This is about Scarlett.
Okay. I don’t know why but I love her! Okay, she’s Jewish. Her mom is like those dark haired Jewish types (unlike me, I’m a natural blondish haired Jewish type, with light fair skin and light blue grey eyes) and her dad is, what, Norwegian? And my husband was born in Sweden.
So, we have that Scan (dinavian) Jewish girl connection thingy going on.
And her stuff is all real, that’s what I like. I know this as I’m Jewish too, and we’re always built like that. It’s a Jewish thing.
The only thing I dislike is her friendship with Woody Allen. He’s gross! Ew!!!
But other than that, she’s great! I loooove her!!!
She’s definitely the Jewish Princess Goddess in Hollywood right now!
Go Scarlett!!!

OK OK! YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS! LET IT GO ALREADY!
P. S. This whole Woody Allen thing being obsessed with you thing is not a good sign. I know he lets you star in movies but word on the street is that he does it with his daughter.

I think this woman is REALLY hot. A 10 in my book. She was great in Match Point.

I LOVE SCARLETT! For such a young person she’s a very talented actress! I especially loved Lost in Translation!

Oh my teh haWTness!!!

i don’t know what it is but this bitch bugs the shit out of me.
maybe it’s the man voice, maybe it’s the huge boobs and no hips or ass, maybe it’s the fact that she litters and wears fur and should fucking know better, maybe it’s that none of her performances live up to the hype (except maybe ghost world and there was no hype then and it’s all about thora birch anyway. sorry, did i say thora birch? i meant steve buscemi.), maybe it’s the fact that she’s dating my boyfriend and needs to back the fuck off?
i don’t know. it’s probably a combination.