Drive Thru Puff Shack

The Four Horseman
Plague and pestilence
Earthquakes
Famine
Stigmata
A Sea of Blood
To this list of signs of the Apocalypse I give you the «Drive Thru Puff Shack».
Located in the parking lot of Paragon cleaners and occupying the equivalent amount of real estate as a mini-​van stands the latest sign of the end of times. Least I state the obvious, I am a non-​smoker. As such, a DRIVE-​THRU cigarette store seems a bit too much even for a lad like myself who has already embraced insanity (it’s extremely liberating).
I became woozy as I attempted to rationalize the existence of such a place.
Cigarettes are highly addictive and cause cancer: check
Cardiovascular exercise is important to one’s health: check
The fast track to poor health should include no cardio and plenty o’smoke: check
I just don’t get it.
I am not a connoisseur of either tobacco or nicotine. But then again, were I a smoker I’m sure my review would sound like the Puff Shack marked the second coming of Christ.
I was all set to give this place one star based solely on my own prejudices. However, the guy working there was COOL. I mean dude was real chill. I gotta give it up to him. The place is tiny yet its efficiency is envious. Aside from cigarettes they carry assorted drinks, gum and candy along with a small assortment of glass ‘smoking utensils’ and rolling papers. I gotta give my man at least two stars for following through on a vision.
To each his own, I got nothing but respect for anyone who can carve out a business that is smaller than most walk-​in closets. And yes, folks were coming through on my short trip to the «walk up» side. You gotta love that.
If this place had one of them there new fangled weed machines that could alleviate symptoms of my Glaucomic condition I’m sure my attitude would be different.
But as they say, that is a story best spoken about in a different review.