Creekside Cabaret

Been here a few times. Nicest place in the area. Best looking girls and best experience.
3 stages and the songs are longer than your typical 3 minute quickie. This means you get to see a girl perform for longer. There is a rail around the stages with low seating up close. You can sit in the middle and get a good view of all 3 poles.
Lots of other seating, both low and tall tables and at the bar. Place is dark off the stage especially in the corners.
Girls are great looking. They have a type for everyone.
The girls do the tip parade after their dances, but aren’t too in your face about it. But well worth it.
Private dances are reasonable ($ 20) and they have an all nude option if that’s what you want.
There is a cover charge, but again, it is worth it.

The Low Down
The word «surprised» rarely comes to mind when reviewing gentlemen’s clubs. When you’re in a particular area, you generally know what to expect when you visit a club: big cities like Las Vegas have the mega-​clubs, most major cities like Philadelphia and New York have smaller upscale clubs in their financial districts and «downtown» areas and the suburbs have your divey, neighborhood bar-​like clubs. Creekside Cabaret blows away those stereotypes in a profound an amazing way, by offering a Vegas-​sized mega club in what, at first glance, appears to be just a simple suburban office park! As with all of my gentlemen’s club reviews, I judge on a scale of one to five, with five being the best possible score.
Location & Facilities — 4.5 Stars
I arrived at Creekside Cabaret, a topless gentlemen’s club located in Montgomery County, PA, at around 5:30pm on a Friday afternoon. While the sewage treatment plant a block away may seem odd and left me slightly concerned as I drove up to this warehouse-​turned-​club, I was certainly not expecting a massive two-​story club, complete with a huge main stage with three poles and a large bar with a giant projection screen behind it as well as tons of seating. Smoking is permitted and safety is a taken very seriously, as the club uses handheld metal detectors and cell phone use isn’t permitted on the dance floor (but is in the bathrooms and hallway) for the protection of the dancers. My only real complaint about the facilities was their men’s room. Despite being spacious and clean, the wood paneling on the walls has got to go as it seriously clashes with the modern décor of the rest of the club.
Staff — 5 Stars
The staff at Creekside Cabaret really provides the A+ experience that you’d expect to find at some of the higher-​end big city clubs. Bartender Grace and hostess Megan provided amazing service, and manager Vinny went out of his way to give me a tour of the VIP area and provide me with party package information. I would have to say the most amazing member of their staff was their DJ, who was spinning some awesome electronic dance music selections and remixes including «Don’t Stop Believing» by Journey remixed with Avicii’s «Levels.»
Food & Drink — 4 Stars
The club offers a wide variety of beer and alcoholic beverage options, including Boddington’s, Amstel Light, Stella Artois, Twisted Tea, Angry Orchard, Blue Moon as well as many other domestic and imported beer options, including IPA’s for us craft beer lovers. The main bar also features a large selection of top-​shelf alcoholic beverages. You’ll also find a variety of cigar options behind the main bar. The only downside I encountered was that the kitchen was closed for renovations, which means that you’ll have to make sure to eat before you arrive at the club or plan to grab a bite after if you desire.
Dancers — 4.5 Stars
While I was told that the evenings at Creekside Cabaret get pretty packed, there were only a handful of dancers for the handful of customers during the Friday happy hour. The club certainly doesn’t hold back when it comes to providing entertainment, as adult film star Aspen Reign will be appearing at the club in July 2015 and the club hosts «amateur night» the first Wednesday of the month with a $ 500 first prize to the best «girl next door» type dancer. During my two visits to the club, I had the pleasure of being entertained by Lola, a sexy young dancer with tattoos and shaved sides of her head (which, if you read my reviews, you know I go for the punk/​goth and tattooed look) as well as Dakota, a cheerful, fun dancer with an amazing body and even more amazing moves on the pole.
Value — 5 Stars
Creekside Cabaret goes out of its way to provide value to its customers, with happy hour specials from 4:00pm to 6:00pm Tuesday through Saturday of select $ 2.00 domestic and $ 3.00 import beers as well as $ 3.00 mixed drinks. Couch dances are $ 20.00 for one song or $ 40.00 nude, and the champagne court prices start at $ 195.00 for a half hour.
Website & Social Media — 5 Stars
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you’ll find all of the necessary information to plan out and spend an awesome evening at the club, including information on upcoming events, drink specials, bottle service, party packages and even a photo gallery to see what all of the excitement is about. Their website also includes links to their Facebook and Twitter pages.
In Brief…
Whoever said «it’s what’s on the inside that matters» was clearly referring to Creekside Cabaret, an exciting, upscale gentlemen’s club experience where you might least expect to find it!

Haven’t been to this place in a couple of years. Definitely not what it use to be. 2 out of 10 girls were cute. Place has gone down the cap shot.

Always fun. It is about as female friendly as a strip club can get. Amateur night is the best time to go because its like one big party

We left Double Visions last night before the shooting and ended up here. We just missed the assault that took place, the cops said.
I think I’ll stay in Philly and go to the local gogo bars there. It’s safer than the suburbs. While in Philly make sure you stop in Chinks Steaks, renamed Joes Steaks and Soda. Best in the world!

The Basics:
45 min– 1 hr from Philly.
$ 5 cover the Wednesday I was there.
$ 20 for a dance w/​a $ 40 nude option.
This place is fairly large. One big, undivided room dominated by the long stage (room for three dancers each on their own pole with plenty of room in between them though I doubt that there is more than two on stage very often). A low bar and chairs surrounds the stage with a second tier of low seating and tables and a back tier of tall tables along the wall. Bar is across from the end of the runway but the waitresses are really quick to serve you at your table.
I should say that I visited on «Amateur Night» so maybe my experience doesn’t reflect the typical night at the Creekside Cabaret. The amateur contest was advertised as starting around 9. I figured they would stretch it out until 10 or so. Understandable as the main goal is to keep people in and spending. The contest didn’t start until 11:15 which to me seems a bit much. Two amateurs came out for two songs each which was kinda fun and got the crowd going, but then the next couple «amateurs» to perform were clearly dancers from the club (I had seen them working the floor earlier and they were certainly not dressed like amateurs). I found that kind of annoying. I also found it impossible to grab the attention of any of the girls. It was busy but not impossibly so. Maybe if I had been able to grab a seat nearer the stage? Ended up leaving before the end of the amateur contests during the set by yet another non-​amateur performer. Overall it actually seems like a decent club but I would describe my experience as «Meh». Maybe I’ll give it another chance sometime on a regular night, but considering how long the drive is it certainly will not be for awhile.
Update:
Made a return trip. Took nearly 2 years but I tried Creekside again. This time it was on a Friday night. Arrived to find a renovated foyer. The rest looks pretty much the same, at least as best as I can remember. The room felt dead. There were a few patrons but in a room that big, a small crowd feels extra small. Hung around for a long while before trying out the couch dance room. There are two options $ 20 topless and $ 40 nude. Not all the dancers do the $ 40 dances. Fine with me as I don’t think that they’re worth the extra money. Went for a $ 20 dance. Pretty generic couch dance room. Cubicle farm style. Reminds me of the one I recently visited at the «new» Vanity Grand Philadelphia.

i am no expert on these kinds of places, but i thought creekside was really nice. nothing on the outside screams «strip club» so we thought we were at the wrong place until we got inside. clean, nice girls, spacious. three poles so you can have multiple dancers at once. big bar. drinks are pricey, yes, as they always are in clubs. i came with a group of girls, so we called before to make sure we could get in (at some places, they don’t let girls come unless they are with a guy). this was not a problem here. there is a sign at the front that you cannot use your cell phone inside-​you have to step outside. don’t know if this is alway the case with these clubs, but it’s nice that they seem to be protecting their girls.
i was terrified when i first came here because i was sitting at the bar and a very drunk middle aged man came up to me and insisted that he knew me. i don’t know how he thought he recognized me, perhaps with his beer googles on he thought i was a dancer, or i’m just trying to flatter myself into thinking that i could be able to climb a pole. either way, security came over and immediately escorted him out. i felt much safer after that.
they have a happy hour from 4 – 6, but i’ve never been.

What a surprise in the middle of suburbia. You may not be able to find this place until you are less than fifty feet away, it is basically in the shadow of a sewage treatment plant. With that said, who really cares, its whats going on inside that matters. The hallway entrance opens up into a huge chamber which houses a lengthy stage adorned with three poles and a back lit bar which has the appeal of a trendy LA club. A small illuminated Plexiglas menu sits atop each table and doubles as a waitress beacon when you switch the light to red. High above is a concealed DJ booth shrouded by stairs which lead the entertainers to the stage. Surprisingly, cover is free till 8 and two buck beers can be had from 4 – 6. The food can either be ordered from your waitress or bought over the counter in a back kitchen /​carry out type operation. Although it would seem the pizza should be the choice du jour, I would humbly suggest the chicken fingers or prehaps the wings. The pizza is the generic, grocery store, card board shell variety with a splash of cheap sauce and cheese. The food prices can’t be beaten anywhere though. You could have a five course meal here for the price of a popcorn and small coke at the theater. The main course are definitely the dancers, each gorgeous in their own right. A closer look can be had in either the lapdance room or the VIP room, the latter a bit too spendy though. There is even a roving masseuse who will give you a neck and shoulder massage for a price whilst you drool over the stage action. This place should exceed almost all of your expectations and I don’t hesitate in recommending it.