Safelite AutoGlass

Got an online appointment and at the end of the time slot, got a class saying they couldn’t come out until 2 days later. Wouldn’t accommodate or try to work it out for me. Will be shopping elsewhere.

Went in to get a rear view mirror mounted to the windshield. They knocked it out in about 15 minutes. Good people

I just hated my service done on my car but the windshield wiper is the only reason I’m giving them a star

The following review should be read in the voice of Ron Burgundy…
Me last week when getting into my car:
«Sweet mustache of Mercury! My window is broken and there is glass everywhere, like a Babylonian whore fell from the land of scotch into the back of my love chariot then dissolved into a million rainbows. Where shall I turn in this time of broken emotion?!»
GEICO Rep: «Sir, your deductible is greater than the cost to replace your window. But I can transfer you to someone from Safelite and you will get a discount for being a GEICO customer.»
Me: «Great Merlin’s silvery pubic mound! This is going to cost me more than a hundred elves riding bears to a hamster picnic!»
Safelite Rep: «Hello, sir? We can have someone come out to you in 2 days and fix it right there at your home, or you can save $ 25 by bringing it to us. With taxes and glass disposal fee, it will cost $ 250. Would you like me to make an appointment for you?»
Me: «Slap my balls with an armored panda! SLAP it! I hear your numbers and I relinquish the pants of my unborn children so that my injured chariot may befriend the elements once again.»
Safelite Rep: «Okay… so… that’s a yes? Great. We will get that fixed up for you on Thursday then.»
Me: «Indeed wise wizard of Safelite. Papa Unilocaler accepts your terms of battle! Safelite… did you know that word is derived from the ancient Sumerian cuneiform for that warm musky place between a whale’s thighs?»
Silence: …
Me: «Agree to disagree.»