Waves Groceries & Beach Apparel

SHADDAPP you ninny, whiny, wussified Unilocalers! It’s a «convenience store» and it has great hours and it’s right across the street for chrissakes! And it’s also great that you can shuffle across in your girly flippy flops at 10 pm or 7am! The bags of ice are HUGE so zip up yer yappin’ blowhole! YES! It is true! The gallon Ziplock bags for marinating your fresh caught sea critters are more expensive than at the frkkn Walmarts ! (NOTE: the deliberate added «S» to the end of Walmarts. Shaddapp. I don’t care what you like or don’t like about how I tawk!) Did you forget some half-​n-​half or eggs? Well? They got it! And they even have paper towels, aluminum foil and Kingsford Charcoal too! And they even got that thar Aloe Vera for when you fish too long without sunscreen from 4am until 11 am without sunscreen like the dumbass that I was. Yes. They even have sunscreen too!
They even gots them mini coconut pies and they gots Moon Pies and they even gots RC Royal Crown Cola! They got a few fishing supplies, maps and bait. They also have a few beach toys like frisbees and balls in case you forgot where your own were located ya flippin’ crybabies! AND they also have a decent selection of canned and bottled local craft beers so SHADDAPP! You people all need to quit yer bitchin’ and go back home or wherever from whence you done come from ya buncha chronic complainers!
What would you rather do there, El Stupido? Get in your vehicles half drunk, half starved and have to fight traffic all the way back to the main drag to save a buck at the grocery store and risk running over the other half drunk idiots on those half-​assed, dopey rented mopeds? Then what?! Ya see?! Ya done ruined your vacation and everybody else’s vacation too!
Life is a carnival circus all over Unilocalizens! So what will it be? You gonna be a clown and choose to get out there and deal with one of them nicotine and anti-​depressant addled monkeys driving vehicles today? Seriously! Haven’t you heard?! Last time some poor lady in Houston tried to play jack-​the-​cat with Prozac addled primate she got her whole face eaten right the hell off her self and all of her arms chewed the hell right off too! That ain’t funny! Don’t laugh! What the hell is wrong with you !?
Anyways.Don’t do it! Don’t be a clown that gets your face eaten off by a crazy, Prozac popping monkey while on vacation! Just simply walk across the street. make your girly little purchases and then walk your ass back across the street. Mmmkaaay? Simple! Do your convenience shopping at The Waves Grocery and Beach Apparel TODAY! I am YOUR Unilocalbuddy, Madman and YOU can ALWAYS trust MY reviews! I do it all for the peepil! The monkeys and clowns not so much. I don’t much like neither of em’. No apologies.
And always remember no matter where you go and what you do that it takes a big dawg to weigh a ton! Now put that thought in your hookah peace pipe and smoke it awhile! Git er’ done!

Pros — great people working here from my experience. Excellent location, and they have the bare necessities. Use this as your spot to grab sunscreen, towels, beer, snacks, chachskis.
Cons — no hot food, didnt see coffee, prices are very high, and they don’t have a great beer selection.
Tip to owners– Like nails on a chalkboard …but lower the prices, maybe add something like icecream, or a hot foot item — these are the types of things that make your establishment proprietary and have the people going back.

A convenience store for emergency use only. The traffic headache to Walmart may be worth the higher prices during the summer time. It’s your choice.

Over priced!!! Go right down the street. Convenience is nice but not even a half mile down you can save money with better selection.

Barely more than a convenience store, with prices to match. Don’t expect to do anything but pick up a bag of chips or a frozen pizza here. No credit cards and excessive fees for debit use. The people who work here are nice and are the only thing lifting it from one star.