Alternative Choices

What a strange shop!
I came out of Pure & Simple, got in my car & was pulling out. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a faint ‘open’ sign. Ever the curious fat guy, I decided to park again so I could go & have a nosey.
Opened the door, three women chatting, a guy sitting on a lawn chair in a room by himself & an assortment of new age potions greeted me. Not too sure that there was anything for me. However I do look around so as not to be rude. The place is set up like a maze. Those are not my words but those of the cashier.
More potions of this & that. Then I round a corner… Heaven! Vegetarian Worchester Sauce which is rarer then hens teeth! Soups by the dozen, veggie dogs in a can, ghee!!! I bought the rarities with glee!
Strange place though, all the goodies hidden away…