Stage Dolls

Never thought I’d be giving a review for a go-​go bar, but here I am.
First time at an establishment such as this, so I didn’t really know what to expect. It’s in the middle of nowhere, and pretty small. Basically a bar with some poles in the middle.
Cash only, but there’s an ATM. $ 12 for a double rum & coke.
The girls are actually not too bad looking! $ 20 for a lap dance. Black lights are utilized to bring out the beauty of their lovely attire.
Closing time is at 12 on Thursdays. According to the bartender they’ll stay open «if it’s busy.» But considering the fact that I went with a bunch of girls, I don’t think we counted.
Not a bad spot overall. Can’t say I’ll be back but it was definitely an interesting experience. And glad I can add my opinion to the superfluous amount of reviews this place has, haha.

Ugh. Stage Dolls. Where do I start with this hot mess?
My first experience here, I got trashed on pineapple juice and Jameson, watched the bartender do that cool trick where they pour vodka on the bar and light it on fire, was talking to the girls like they were my BFFs, paid for a birthday lap dance for my partner in crime, he then paid for a lap dance for me with a short, smokin’ hot blonde with a feisty attitude and was told by several clients that I should be dancing there myself. Overall, a kick ass night.
Second time I went there, my partner in crime and I were on our way home from some bar and stopped in. I have never been in and out of a strip club so fast in my life. Watched the tittie carousel go’ round twice, picked out a few «salvageable» girls, sent my partner in crime in the back to get a lap dance while I fended off girls with visible stretch marks, pooches, C-​Section scars, and saggy boobs. Pounded down two Yuenglings and promptly got out. Total time there: 40 minutes
Third time (because clearly I don’t learn): went with the partner in crime and a former coworker (who is also female). Partner in crime said he’d get a lap dance from the girl that could distract him from the former coworker. This did not happen and I gave out many mercy dollars to make the girls go away.
Pros: Cheap booze, cheap lap dances, fun girls (even the ugly ones), decent music
Cons: A LOT of girls look underage. I guess if you’re into that thing, this would be a pro but I like my girls to be clearly 18+. Not a lot of talented dancers. At all. Whatsoever. Shaking your ass like like you’re in a Pitbull video will not earn you my dollars. Work that pole, ladies. Creepy clientele. Like I go with my partner in crime because he’s male and I’m less likely to get roofied.
Overall impression: this place is severely hit or miss and more often than not a miss. If I’m bored on a Friday night, it’s decent for some entertainment but not a lot of quality.