Grandview

Pros: cigarette machine, atm, and pretty girls.
Cons: 20 $ cover, $ 20 minimum for tip after another $ 20 for a dance. So $ 40 for not even 5 minutes. No relaxation, if it’s not crowded they basically harass you for a dance and once they have you back there they will say anything to convince you to buy another one. Don’t get me wrong, I like Lapdances, but I also like to sit down and enjoy my beer with a nice view. As soon as I came out the dance room another girl comes up and tries to make you go back again. I understand you have to hustle, but there’s a right way and wrong way. The final thing that made me leave was when one girl ordered my friend to take out his wallet and give her money… Not going here again.

Love this place ! Every year we go on a Wednesday golf outing and end up at the grand view girls are nice and bring own Booz is the best part if u drink a lot
Def recommend going

So as you can see from my other views, I frequent strip clubs quite often. In fact, I’ve been going to them since I was 18 (what can I say? I like tits). Never in my almost a decade of strip club experiences have I ever felt more threatened or harassed like I did at Grandview.
I was out for my partner in crime’s bachelor party (he’s my strip club mentor actually) and he had been there a few times in the past so we figured it’d be a good place to go. We were some of the first patrons to arrive so we were up at the stage from the get go. Things soon started to turn sketchy when groups of guys started to arrive. I’m not talking like 3 or 4 dudes, I mean the place was filled within about 40 minutes. Myself and another female friend of my partner in crime were literally the only non-​employee females there. Usually this kind of scenario doesn’t bother me simply because it happens a lot but this crowd was different. There was a very predatory sense in the air that did not make me comfortable. I had ignored most of the leering and drunk comments until one guy tried to full on grope me. He was about two seconds away from a punch to the jaw had his friends not pulled him away. We left shortly thereafter mostly because my partner in crime was worried for my safety.
One review had mentioned that Grandview seems to be a gathering place for frats and I’d have to agree. This wasn’t just normal bachelor party douchebaggery going on, I’ve been around plenty of that. These were the kind of guys you see in mug shots when a frat gets busted for gang raping a few girls. The patrons of Grandview are future sex offenders as far as I’m concerned. And before anyone gets riled up over my choice of descriptions, read my other strip club reviews. I’m not your typical female at a strip club and I can handle my own just fine (and often with a sense of humor and understanding). This was one of the few times in my life that I felt threatened just due to the sheer volume of creepy dudes there.
Bottom line — If you are female, DO NOT GO TO GRANDVIEW.
Now all that being said, if you are male and looking for an honest view of the dancers there, I will happily provide that for you.
The dancers were very hit or miss. It was either super hot but didn’t dance (lots of that stripper strut thing they do going on up in there) or could dance and do pole tricks but looked strung out on who-​knows-​how-​many-​different-​kinds-​of-​drugs. The body types were all very similar which was a little off putting mostly because I like a variety of women, not just the same body with different hair and skin color. There were, however, lots of nice, big fake tits if you’re into that sort of thing (I am so it was good for me). The full nude aspect really didn’t make any difference for me at this particular club. Most clubs I go to are full nude and they seem to be more provocative with their dancing. The girls at Grandview were more like a burlesque show where they tease and tease and tease and as soon as everything is off, they’re done with their song.
Overall the dancers and the club itself weren’t awful. Hell, if the patrons hadn’t been such dickheads, this would probably be a four star review. But because of the clientele Grandview seems to attract, two stars is the best I can do.
I’ll end my review with this — when we were leaving, we noticed that two yellow school buses were parked in the lot that hadn’t been there earlier. Yellow. Fucking. School. Buses. Grown men arrived at a strip club in the same vehicle they probably went to their first day of kindergarten on. And to be honest, seems like those dudes haven’t changed much since then.

Yo man I came here fo some adult fun n I ended up goin to the doctors a bit later cuz I been feelin odd n lo n behold I got chlamidya. Da fuq! Keep yo nasty ladies away! I hadn’t been doing anything wit no one else but da one biatch there… Never again!!!

We went 7 deep from NewYork for a bachelor party weekend and we hit this place up… theres a $ 20 cover but well worth it the girls were amazing they were all hot (rear in most places) and had a good atittude (very approachable) even guy emplyees treat you like a friend… its all nude so no alcohol sold but u can byob in a cooler in a seperate room… lap dances are $ 20 for 5mins plus tips (every girl had a diferent style but well worth it u can touch all accept the pussy)… on stage dollar tips acceptable even when u get motorboated…
Now get this on one of my lapdances I dropped my car keys! I didnt notice till the next day cuz I left my car at the hotel… and the next day was a sunday! Their closed till monday 7pm! So I was fucked… I had someone come out from Queens to bring me the vallet key and made a day out of it and bounced… I called monday night I spoke to Brenda the bartender (fyi she sounded sweet & adorable over the phone) and she personally agreed to mail me my key! Definitly going back…

We came in here while vacationing in PA on a whim. There was a $ 20 cover, for guys and girls, and alcohol is byob but you can only bring beer bottles in as hard alcohol has to be poured into a cup in another room. It sounds weird and complicated but it’s pretty straightforward. There were A LOT of guys in there but it seemed like there were lots of dancers too. My favorite was Ginger who was incredibly sweet and funny. There were a few birthdays and it looked like those guys had a great time. The girls are all friendly and approached my guy friends repeatedly. If you’re looking for a strip club in this area for whatever reason, come here.

I feel kind of weird to write this review, but being my best friends bachelor party is coming up soon, this place came to mind, and i’m very upset we won’t be coming here…
Went here, psh, 4 years ago at this point, and I really do call it the greatest place on earth. One the way down for my brother-​in-​laws bachelor party, all the guys (who’d been there before) kept telling me how great this place was, and that even them attempting to tell me, wouldn’t be as good as it really is. People tell you this all the time, and it’s never correct.
Welllllll, this time, wow, it was. This place is amazing. If we paid a cover, I don’t remember, we probably got there before 9/​10pm when they might institute it. You can bring your own booze, which we brought 2 very full coolers worth. $ 20 a dance (i’m hoping/​assuming it’s the same price), and the girls are insanely good looking.
The girls are not pushy at all, extremely friendly, and being from NY, the, look-​no touch rule, does not apply here, and they questioned me as to why i was essentially sitting on my hands. Well, because in NY, you have to. Um, not here.
Seriously, if you’re in the area, or looking for a bachelor party destination, THIS is the destination, hands down.

Edit for date of visit: 5÷3÷2014.
Well, Joe & Eddie have been quite thorough in their praise and they do make some points I agree with, but sadly the cold water must come down as I too felt compelled to talk about how this is one of the worst strip clubs I’ve been to.
A couple of things have changed and could greatly effect your experience that I want to point out:
1: I went on a Saturday night (prime-​time) from 9PM — 2AM
2: Cover was the standard $ 20, not 15 $.
3: You can bring in hard-​liquor (a rarity for full-​nude clubs) but the liquor had to be poured into a cup before you could bring it in thanks yet another weird legal loophole.
Where I come from, a Friday Night or a Saturday Night at the strip club means… bring out your full stable and bring your A-​game. At Grandview, it seems to mean that only every local male shows up.
Literally: I’ve never seen so many men packed into a club for so few dancers.
Yes, it’s nice to be able to smoke and drink and see full nude all at once in a clean club with decent lighting fx, decent music, and a friendly bouncer but guess what? All of that means jack to me if I have to swim through three rows of sweaty truckers /​frat pledges to find a girl. There could not have been more than 10 dancers the entire night for a house of what must have approached 150 — 200 guys.
Call me old fashioned, but if it’s a seller’s market, it ain’t a strip club. The girls leaving the stage could barely hit the carpet before they were bought for private dances. The particularly good ones were bought so fast I thought they’d clocked out for the night until I saw them on stage later. A majority of the private dances I saw sold were AT THE REGISTER as the girl was clocking out of another dance! And even then you had guys waiting!!! I’m not saying I need to feel special, but damn… I’m not waiting in a line to get a girl right from your lap to mine.
But that’s what it felt like. Even at the stage. So many guys were piled on top of each other to look at one stripper that none of the girls had to even try very hard before the dollars came sprinkling in from whatever corner she went to.
Yes, the dances are 20 bucks for decent mileage in a booth, but who cares when you need to get on a wait list to see a stripper? I’m ashamed of how much money I had still waiting in my pocket when I finally gave up and left about 45 min before closing.
Long story short: if you care more about the club than the stripping then this is a great place. If you’re like me and prefer FFFFM over MMMMMMMMMMF then you’ll be sticking to Vegas and dirty Jersey — not this afterthought in PA.

DIVINE (adj): of, from or like God or a god.
THAT, my beautiful people, is the one (and only one) word that fully captures the breathtaking wonder that is Grandview Gentlemen’s Club or, as I like to call it, Titty City.
A few small disclaimers before I begin to dictate how bad a life decision you will be making if you choose not to attend this awe-​inspiring establishment that would make even Gandalf the White throw down his staff.
1. I’ve never written a Unilocal review in my life, but couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t give this place the credit it has so dearly earned.
2. I checked the rules of writing a review. If you haven’t realized by now, I’m going to mention some details so if you have a weak stomach and/​or don’t like women, I advise you retreat faster than General Cornwallis at Yorktown.
3. I don’t even like strip clubs. That said, I love me some titties and I’ve been to some of the finest establishments the world has to offer. Also (and I say this without a hint of a brooding tone), I do in fact get laid more than chicklets 9 months after a barn storming — aka, I’m not a toothless rodeo clown.
On to the review!
Raise you hand if you like buying $ 15 vodka sodas served in Dixie cups! No takers?!? Exactly, because you’re fucking American and that heinous act of cowardice should be kept in France where it belongs. Titty City is BYOB which, for those of you who don’t know, means you can pack a cooler of PBR, Coors Original and a bottle of Fireball. It’s like a Nascar Race, sans the deafening noise and and women’s clothing (unfortunately there are still a bunch of rednecks).
Being from a big city, I had less expectations coming into this place than I did when I suffered through the sequel of the Boondock Saints. Three reasons for this. 1) me and my buddies, ages 24 – 28, showed up at 3:30 in the afternoon with hangovers that would make the Olson Twins proud, 2) it’s in the middle of fucking nowhere and 3) it was 3:30 in the afternoon. Holy Jesus was I mistaken…
We quickly became the majority shareholders of Titty City as there were only two other patrons who were well past their prime. But hey, power to ‘em, never waste a boner after 60 right?!? In the 4ish hours we spent in God’s playground, there were only 4 dancers. Didn’t care, they were all crazy, sexy beautiful and 3 of the 4 had fake tits (P.S. I love fake tits). We deduced the only one without surgically enhanced love apples just hadn’t been in the game long enough yet, her time will come no doubt. The dances to the songs themselves were great, and the ladies shared some sophisticated conversation with us regarding how good they polish knob, how to keep their tig ol bitties soft (who the hell knew you could actually MAKE your breasts more soft?) and what they want to do when they grow up. Kidding, they want to be strippers. The bartender was also a good sport, she didn’t even put a cigarette out on my neck when we all sang her happy birthday (she was embarrassed, but I’m pretending in my head that she was moist with affection).
Now, I could literally sit here all day and tell you every last intimate detail about our time in Rack City (God forbid since it’s all I’ve been thinking about for 48 hours), but you wouldn’t care… I totally get it. Let’s face it though, if you’ve read this far you either have nothing left to do at work, reallllly love ladies of the night or are one of my friends who was there and wants to re-​live your time in dreamville.
That said, I’ll leave you all with this…
NINA! Nina, Nina, Nina… you are one divine creature. Dare I say special? No, not like retarded… I’m going to sound like a creep right now and I DON’T CARE.
I don’t know whether or not it was your flawless body, the way you undressed me with your eyes, whispered in my ear, the clit riing, the little stomach braclet thingy that’s wicked hot, the blonde locks that fell so perfectly from your face or the VIP dance you gave me — but holy shit I’m in love. For the record, if your out there listening Nina, you should start advertising it as an OTP Fuck Job because that’s what it is. Hands-​down best lap dance you’ll ever receive that concludes with your dick still in your pants. Because of you, I now have a reason to repent for my sins and go to heaven. Girl, if you grew up in Ancient Egypt, Cleopatra would have had you executed for threatening her brand. I haven’t decided if you were a blessing or a curse…
Since I’ve been home, I’ve turned down actual female relations twice in two nights because I am literally uninterested. Instead, I sit here on my computer like a herb and hope to God Nina reads this and shows up at my door to accept the wedding ring I’ve already bought her.
Well folks, that’s it. I’m not going to go out and say that you should kill yourself if you decide to go skiing instead of this rather fun afternoon excursion but, if you don’t go, you should really admit you love the D.
Smooches,
Joey

My top choice for strip clubs, hands down! Beautiful young girls, you can smoke in this place and BYOB!!! Not to mention that they’re completely naked. $ 15 to enter, $ 20 lap dances. If it’s pumpin, two chicks on stage and you get to motorboat them, if you’re lucky. $ 1 tips are completely acceptable, they never complain, never give any attitude or mean mug. Al Bundy would proudly make this his nudie bar.

15 $ entrance fee BYOB. 20 $ lap dance. Women are amazing lots of 20yr olds couple of mature ladies as well. All 8s and 10s. You will not regret coming to this place. Big spacey area for drinking when you walk in the club itself is big with booths in the back. A nice stage with couple of women dancing the DJ plays great music and keeps the place moving. Good atmosphere and nice lights.