Roadrunner Traffic School

Lucky me, my first week of work, which is also my first week in this state, I got b-​b-​b-​busted for speeding! Grrrrr… I am point free and intend on staying point free. So, not only watch out for the traffic cameras, watch I-​10 for many, many patrol cars in the morning. My bad. So, in order to remain point free, off to traffic school I headed. I wanted to take the class online, but there are over 20 choices. I went with one of the cheaper ones… you have to shop around (but really I just did for you). Something like 230 dollars later with a copy of my drivers license and citation I was enrolled. You must take the class 7 days prior to your court date. They have great customer service who will call and email you to remind you it is your last day possible… yup, waited till the final countdown. I also emailed them questions and they got back to me within minutes, even on the weekend.
It is mind numbingly boring. A few sentences appear on the screen, giving you tips like it is distracting to shave in the car and other life saving advice. Now wait a second, if you do not shave in a vehicle, where does one shave??? I’m lost. Every couple of pages a picture will appear on the right corner of the screen, write it down… that is what you are tested on, not how fast can you drive in a construction zone. The problem is, you must stay on each page for over two minutes (no way around this to advance to the next screen)…so surf the Internet, make dinner, do whatever to keep you alive for the next four hours. You can stop and start the class at any time, switch pcs, and it will not loose your place. When you are done, as long as you can identify pictures of earrings, insects, clothing, and fruit, you are a shoe in for a certificate (they even let you miss some answers, not that I did) and they mail it off the the court and you are back to living a point free life.