Time Square Restaurant

Their Big Mike doesn’t have anything over a Big Mac. Not even sure if it was meat. I guess beef hearts and soy somewhat constitutes meat depending on who you ask. Their fries were ridiculously overpriced when you start adding toppings ($ 2.50 ea) Save your money on their food and grab a bite elsewhere. There are better options elsewhere especially if your up for burgers and fries. Hell, DQ even has this place beat!?! Their food is mostly bottom shelf GFS food. If you decide to stop you’ll be certain to be entertained by karaōke on the patio. The singers are entertaining during the day (they can sing) but have second thoughts as the evening encroaches and the alcohol is flowing and the strip changes from families to partyiers.

Its a stretch to call this place a restaurant. It should just be called a Karaōke Patio. No delusions here.
Its all outdoors, with a counter and some tables for karaōke. Its loud, stinks like cigs and the food is slow and nasty.
It took 30 min to get our food. The fries are super greasy and undercooked The small order will feed about 4 or 5 unlucky people.
I know its only GOTL, but for a place that has been here for decades I expected something at least a little bit good.

Anybody that doesn’t give this 5 stars must be as dilusional as the karaōke singers who think their voice deserves to be heard over loud speakers. This place is all about the kitsch. It goes well with the entire Geneva-​on-​the-​Lake Experience! They have hand cut fries that come on a platter as big as your head, and can be topped with cheese, chili, vinegar, ketchup, you name it. I prefer mine with cheese sauce. It’s amazing… you can share it with 3 other people, and still be enough food to call it an entrée. They have cold beer, bad karaōke, and all of this overlooking Lake Erie. It’s just an awesome time for laid back people who aren’t high maintenance and maybe want a break from the winery scene for a bit. DO IT.

so, you’re planning a weekend getaway from the hustle and bustle of clevo, are you?
if you’re heading to geneva on the lake (and as a side note, places that have that many words in the name are just comedic to me), prepare yourself for:
nostalgia
bad gift shops
fun time arcades
LOTS of bikes. harleys. LOTS OF HARLEYS.
an array of colorful characters
bars. good ol’ fashioned root tootin’ honky tonk good time bars
did i mention the harleys?
and greasy summer food.
enter time square.
the place has been around since the 30s, so you have to go. it’s right smack dab in the middle of the strip. it’s an open air diner. you just walk right up to the counter and plop down on one of their diner bar chairs. you can get your normal diner food: cheeseburgers, coney dogs, hot dogs, and their MASSIVE fries. do NOT get more than one order. one order of greasy gobs called «fries» is as big as a fast food tray. i’m not kidding you. and for an extra dollar you can get toppings of bacon, garlic, cheese, or chili.
yikes.
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…sorry about the delay. my arteries just clogged thinking about those damn fries.
if you want to people watch, go to the time square and sit at the bar facing the street. it really is an amazing character study.
they apparently also have karaōke every day and $ 3 beers.
yeeeeee haaaaaw