Long John Silver’s

Don’t ever eat here if you’re accustomed to eating good food! They will ask you to wait 10 min for a fresh batch of planks and then serve you a re dipped batch saturated with dirty oil. Didn’t even waste more often my life trying to get a refund! I would do more Unilocaling if I could be more honest with my reviews. Unilocal needs an option to give a horrible place no star at all! 1 undeserved star.

Aye the food may be good but their bathrooms aren’t as sanitary. I like their food though.

Well here’s the thing, guys and gals. Was the super sampler platter I ordered to die for? Of course it was, you dumb assholes. If I’m speaking candidly, I nearly jizzed in my jean shorts after finishing those fish sticks! I mean, for real, brah! But here’s my problem. My «problemo», if you will. I went to the bathroom to take a fat leak after finishing my second Diet Mr. Pibb, and low and behold, what did I find in the b-​room? A dead Puerto Rican hobo! Right there in the stall! And I know what you’re saying, «Pete, was he REALLY dead?» Oh he sure was! Trust me, I checked. I poked him with the mop. I kicked him in the face. I shaved his head bald. I did everything they tell you to do in school! So while I’d hypothetically murder a Puerto Rican hobo to get my hands on that sweet fucking fish, I’d prefer not to see one afterwards, nah mean? Now will I come back? Probably. But will I still be throwing my 34^th birthday party there? Yeah, probably.
Three stars.

Today I was there at about 1PM for Long John Silver’s Nationwide Promotion Free Fish & Fries. It seem this Place was the first place I found that participates. My wife and I have to drive about 15 miles from Lakewood just to avail of this special promo coz we loved your fish & chips & were disappointed when the nearest LJS told us that they don’t have that promo. You need to post on the website which LJS will participate in the promo and coupons.