Cafe M Cutie

First visit in four months and one word described the experience: disappointing. Anytime I go to this coffee shop without knowing any of the waitresses on staff, it is disappointing.
There were four lovely waitresses working that night and maybe six customers during the hour I was there. But only one of the of the waitresses spoke to me (maybe for five minutes).
They will remodeling soon but while the name and the décor may change, one can only hope the hospitality and socialization will improve.

Indoor Smoking laws are not enforced here, which is common for Vietnamese coffee shops. I can’t add much more — as you would expect, the girls are extremely hot, the smoothies are expensive but the view is fantastic.

The reviews for this spot are hilarious.
I’m just gonna level with you here, Unilocalers; anything on or near Bolsa, isn’t always built to cater to people that don’t spend a lot of time there.
This is a Vietnamese coffee shop, it has parking, & it has coffee; anything else they may or may not have going on, may not be intended for you.
Also, stop complaining about $ 5 coffee; people usually stand in line to get a $ 5 coffee, & then go about their business.
A spot like this is for you to sit down, have yourself a private conversation, all the while a chick in a bikini is bringing you coffee and a deck of cards.
Now that you’ve done that, you can tip the chick for walking back and forth, pay your bill, & go about your business.
Now try ordering a coffee & a deck of cards at Hooters, then compare experiences lol
we’d love to hear about it

I went on a Sunday night to grab a drink and watch the football game. There was a good amount of tv so that was good. I had one drink it was cool, but basically I came here to see hot Asian women and sports. Yeah, there was one tall bad one from Vermont, she was cool and good looking.

What happened?
The interior hasn’t changed but the girls and drinks have gone downhill. The main attractions are the girls and while the view is nice, the lack of interaction is disappointing. There is no menu and the girls struggle with reciting the drinks list.
I don’t mind paying $ 5-​$ 6 for a smoothie, but you can’t expect to serve me a watered down drink as a finished product. How you can mess up a simple strawberry smoothie is beyond me.
Just as the original girls have left, I will as well and suggest you do the same. There’s plenty of competition in town, and it seems this place has already given up.

This place is under NEW MANAGEMENT! Great service, cool ambiance, cheap prices, drinks are actually tasty, and the girls are to die for! Highly recommend!

— servers are import models or Gogo material.
— drinks are good
— music is great
— environment friendly
Hot tip!!!
MALES — DO NOT WEAR RED outfits here, just a friendly tip.

I Unilocaled Directions to this place and thought the idea of girl serving me drinks in bikinis was pretty cool. I get there nobody greeted me at the door and after I sat down I realized that the floor was filthy. The only thing dirtier than the floor was the bathroom that had piss on the floor shit on the toilet seat food stains on the wall and some type of mosquitoes they were hovering around. The girls did not smile never stopped to talk to us to see how we were and were all too busy putting on make up. Seeing the bathroom I’m actually starting to feel little bit sick to my stomach. There was a huge spider but between the booth that we were sitting in. I’m giving them a one star rating because having a negative stars is not an option

Always wanted to explore one of these «cafes» — NEVER AGAIN!
First of all, if you are not a regular, they will not talk to you or check up on you whatsoever.
Second of all, they do not accept credit cards and there is no sign that saids this. How was I supposed to know this? I even spoke the «manager» (or she calls herself the manager), and it seemed like she didn’t care. The drinks were eh, not worth it for the price.

Here’s the thing, dear readers: occasionally, your humble author will get together with a friend or two and make the trek down to north Orange County to take in the sights and sounds of various Vietnamese run coffee shops. For those not in the know, the Vietnamese have a wonderfully refreshing take on male/​female gender roles when it comes to their cafes: that is, the servers are always young, attractive females that prance around in extremely skimpy lingerie/​bikinis while serving various non alcoholic beverages.
In counterpoint, male customers are invariably sporting some variety of Asian language tattoos while wearing baseball caps placed (not worn) at odd angles on top of their heads and non-​ironically using the «n» word even though there aren’t any African Americans within a 300 foot radius to give out hood-​passes… oh yeah, and of course they’re also there to run deliciously awkward game on the female employees while simultaneously trying — but rarely succeeding — in sneaking peeks at their fantastically arrayed bodies. Maybe because we’re Korean and haven’t figured out the nuances of that particular social compact, but my friends and I just brazenly stare. Strangely enough, the staff doesn’t seem to mind.
As described ad nauseum in many of my other reviews, your author is an extremely value-​oriented person. Accordingly, one of the many reasons that I dislike going to gentlemen’s clubs is that the business model is so patently unsatisfying. i.e. pay a lot of money for overpriced drinks and female attention only to go home empty-​handed — so to speak — while experiencing varying amounts of self loathing and the nagging realization that you really will die alone with no legacy of which to call your own.
Hence, the inherent majesty of the Vietnamese coffee shop: You get to check out a variety of hot women and never pay more than $ 20 for the experience. It’s like the extremely destitute man’s version of Hooters or a gentleman’s club! Personally, as an F&B owner myself, I’m still incredulous how these proprietors are able to make any amount of profit on this venture… Given the extremely low table-​turns (guys like to hunker down for hours to look at the girls) small sales volume (coffee/​smoothies are $ 6/​$ 7) and what I know to be higher than normal labor costs in the service industry (after all, these girls have a certain skill set that commands a premium wage) I just can’t see it… But hey, it’s not like I’m complaining.
So at the risk of belaboring the point, Viet coffee shops are a great budget friendly venue in doing the stuff that all guys do, whether or not they admit it. So on my base male quest, imagine my surprise, dear readers, when I was exposed to what I believe to be a unique element to Café M Cutie in the pantheon of Vietnamese coffee shops: V (Vi?), one of the servers that was helping us out.
While doing our due diligence in checking her — and the rest of the girls out — she sat down with us for a bit and proceeded to blow my mind.
In no particular order, we discussed:
— Non ordinal geometry and its practical applications in Euclidian space
— M1-​M5 money supply and the pros/​cons of the Fed’s fiscal policy under Yellen vs. Bernanke
— Einstein’s general theory of relativity in the framework of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs
— The vast superiority of covalent bonds compared to their dipole-​dipole counterparts
— How guys don’t take her seriously because she’s blonde and buxom in the extreme
Because I have an alarming propensity for smarminess, I responded to that last point by nodding at her attractive brassiere/​thong getup and quipped, «Sure… Because you walked into Victoria’s Secret and asked them to, ‘help me showcase my intellect’ «.
“You’re kind of an asshole, aren’t you?» she responded, not missing a beat.
«…Eung…» I grunted in assent, my estimation of her further increased by her accurate and succinct summation.
As additional data points, the beverages were perfectly serviceable and the staff seemed to sincerely enjoy working with each other… which as a customer is always nice to see. We loitered around for a bit, chatted some more and left the premises reasonably caffeinated with both parasympathetic and limbic systems (I KNOW, RIGHT?) sufficiently stimulated.
TLDR Summary: Attractive girls in skimpy getups, strong coffee and a surprisingly impressive amount of knowledge being spit at M Cutie. Check it out, son!

I find the girls here attractive but some of them won’t talk to customers i.e. entertain them or something. I guess you need to be like Michael Jordan to be liked… lol

Great spot for the best viet coffee. Beautiful girls and awesome atmosphere. The combination of music with my favorite Kings game makes the experience that much better. If only I was single oh man. A definite must if you have never visited a Vietnamese Coffee Shop.

Came here for some strong coffee and was not disappointed. Lots of tv’s, airy, clean and uncluttered coffee shop. Will definitely return.
All the workers were very friendly and nice

So quite simply the primary attraction of coming here is the beautiful women servers. This coffee house does not serve food, only non alcoholic drinks… coffee, coconut, tea, frappé, smoothies etc. The drinks are unremarkable… we had 3 coffee and a coconut for $ 23.00. However, indoor smoking is tolerated despite the many «no smoking» signs posted throughout the establishment. I liked that we could light up our cigars to go with the coffee and watch the games.
We came because I didn’t believe my friend that the servers are all bikini clad. Well, now I do so no need to come back.

Bilingual review (Lo‘i Bình Song Ngu~)
Tôi bi. su. co’ trong vie. c ke’t no’i đie.n di
vo’i Wi-​fi internet, nên tôi đu’ng truo’c qua‘y đe cho‘ Bà chu đánh pha’n/làm ma. t xong (Tôi đang đu’ng truo’c ma. t Bà a’y).
= I had trouble connecting to Wi-​Fi with my phone, so I stood in front of counter (directly in front of the owner) while owner took her time doing make-​up.
Bà chu tinh bo làm ma. t, hoi nhân viên đua nhíp đe nho lông mày.
= The owner nonchalantly continued doing make-​up, asking her employee for a tweezer to pluck her eyebrows.
Bà tu. yêu mình này có biet tôi đang đo.i, vì vài phút sau, Bà chi vào ma. t nhân viên đe nhân viên bie’t ra‘ng ca‘n tie’p tôi.
= This narcissist was aware I was waiting, because a few minutes later, she pointed her finger at her employee’s face to signal her to accommodate/​assist me.
Bà này chang quan tâm đe’n khách mo. t tí nào ca.
= This owner doesn’t care about customers at all.
Cha’c là quá thành công cho nên không ca‘n gia vo‘ ca‘n đe’n khách nu~a.
= It’s likely that they’re too prosperous that they don’t need to pretend to be nice to customers anyone.
Bà này không bie’t nhu. c
= She has no sense of shame.
Mo.t hai tie’ng sau, Bà chu va~n làm ma. t!
= One to two hours later, the owner is still working on her face!
Ca’m on ba. n đã đoc loi bình lua.n.
= Thank you for taking time to read comment.

On a sunday evening right around 6 my friend and I drove to Garden Grove and wanted to check this place out. After a morning shift at work, might as well chill at this Vietnamese coffee/​tea/​smoothie place.
Located in a small plaza or building next to a larger plaza on Euclid. There is another Vietnamese coffee shop near this Café as well.
Atmosphere is good! Lively and just alive! Many T. Vs to watch sports games. We were just watching a football game this evening.
Our waitress was Lynn? Lin? Im sorry if I spell your name wrong! Aha you might be reading this. So thank you for the short convo ! You are gorgeous by the way, you’re so nice and friendly! And I like your smile its cute haha :) follow me on IG? -@ohsnapitsdominic
Okay, Getting back to the waitresses, everyone is really pretty no doubt about it. You cant say nothing about it, just pretty!
Menu or pricing, my friend bought a thai tea smoothie it and its good. And I bought a avacado smoothie. Each were $ 7 flat. I know its a bit pricey for a smoothie that size.
Overall, this place I give a 9.7÷10 in my standards. Good atmosphere, pretty girls, good drinks, and good vibes

This is my second time at a Vietnamese coffee shop and I was surprised to see it so empty. There were even people smoking inside the place, which was odd since there was a «no smoking» sign inside the café. My friend wanted to check out hot girls in bikinis and takes pictures with them, but our server declined to have her picture taken and the other girls required a tip. I ordered a fresh coconut, my friend ordered a penny worth drink, and the other friend ordered a Vietnamese coffee. They have huge screen TV’s, so you can watch the game or whatever else they have on. Our time there was short since we needed to get back home, but one of the girls sat down with us for a bit and made small talk. I’m sure you’re all wondering this– yes the girls that work there do have nice bodies and are pretty cute too.

— Locale Destination —
It’s on Euclid St and Hazard Ave in Garden Grove.
It’s in a big shopping center.
Very spacious. Very bright here. Most Booty Vietnamese coffee places were dim with blue/​pink lighting… Lots of blue and green lights. Tables weren’t clean. It’s normal for this type of booty Vietnamese coffee shop. The girls are too busy texting instead of wiping off tables. Décor is pretty plain. Plenty of parking.
Girls: Sorta cute and friendly «girls next door» type Vietnamese girls.
Uniforms: Not so skimpy outfit — the plain beige bra that «Mama san» wears (C’mon, that’s not even SEXY) was a total turn off. They didn’t have big boobs, which didn’t help the crappy lingeries. Those pictures on Unilocal are a total tease and false advertisement to me. I didn’t see the hint of it at all…
Menu: Coffee, tea and whatever the «Vietnamese» drinks are…
— Conqueror’s Deduction —
I think people expect here either hot girls or skimpy sexy uniforms.
The pictures of their pages are very deceiving — you don’t see those «looking decent» girls there in fact. The pictures are just a tease — it applies to any naughty Vietnamese coffee place in general, FYI. The body and uniforms you see here are far from the tease you’d be happy (unless you were a loser) ;p But they were friendly at least.

This was my 1^st visit to a Vietnamese coffee shop and while my intentions were to try and kill time until lunch, I ended up staying a little longer than I had expected. This is a nice place to chill but only if you don’t mind smoke because you’ll leave here smelling like an ashtray. Am I the only person that comes here that doesn’t smoke?
Their menu is very simple here and are displayed on top of every table. There are only a handful of drinks to choose from, none of which have pricing. I went with a regular Vietnamese coffee, which comes iced for $ 5. When you sit down you are brought some sort of iced tea drink that gets refilled constantly as the girls walk by.
The girls here are sexy and yes, cuties and they will come sit with you for a bit to talk every once in a while. There are tons of TVs everywhere which was great because the World Cup was on and the café got a little rowdy because Korea was playing. I would recommend this place to anyone looking for a spot to hang. Just be sure to park in the correct lot because security at the shopping center next door with throw a fit if you don’t. After getting out of my car I had to move it to the correct lot even though the one next door was half empty.

I just have to give a shout out to Kaycee T.
She is SO amazing and sweet and hard working! She was running around taking care of everything in the whole shop and still managed to sit and chat with me and make me feel welcome. The shop is great the girls are beautiful of course but Kaycee’s service is SECOND to none brains and beauty! Doesn’t get much better than that. Please make sure she gets recognized.
See you again soon! I’m coming back with friends next time.