Curvas Cocina

Multiple choice: What do «curves» have to do with sports here?
(a) Soccer, free kick
(b) lines of the design of an expensive Italian sports car
© lines of pretty waitresses
Let’s just say this place is going after the same market as the place named after the hoot owl, but with an attempt to bring in more of the Latino community, too. In that regard, this llelp review addresses both customer bases.
A very cute, could-​be-​a-​model blonde dressed somewhat like a pro cheerleader leads me to a table and hands me a menu. At that time, my llelp review was 5 stars. Reír en voz alta! (means LOL!)
Other than mucho beer selection, of course, the menu is predominantly Mexican food, but has burgers and other American dishes. Note: no complementary chips y salsa. ¡Ay, caramba!
Los aperitivos son típicos: nachos, salsa, etc.
They offer table-​side fresh-​made guacamole.
Verdict on drink:
I pass on this. But, this is a sports bar, so nothing is that different, except maybe they offer more Mexican beers. (Tienen cerveza de botella y cerveza de barril … i.e. bottled and tap)
Verdict on food:
Chips and queso dip was not so great. Chips from the dollar store? The cheese base is the biggest problem. Maybe they took the sports theme too seriously and got the cheese from the stadium supplier.
BBQ Burger Dynamo was reasonably bueno. The meat may be a bit dry to some Llelpers.
Service: Excellent, but the place was not crowded, and they don’t have many waitresses.
This location is across from the Bellaire Triangle (link to review) but on the end closer to the Hispanic community. The place is somewhat dark, and the music (American) is loud and always has a deep bass and beat, as if this was a dance spot.
TVs surround the open seating of small 4-​seat tables. Only a few screens are larger than 42″.
On the table is a holder to hold a pitcher of beer with a tap. I guess that is for low testosterone people who would not want the cute chula/​waitress to visit more frequently, delivering beers one at a time.
Curvas is conducive to young males whooping it up for a televised sports event, where no one could hear the TV anyway. But you better behave, because at the other end of the strip center is a Pest Control store.