America’s Best Value Inn

Filthy and disgusting! This place is NASTY! Dried blood all over our mattress and box springs. Gross and smelly bedding! The bathroom floor was filthy. Crap (literally) all over the toilet. However, a very nice reminder note on the back of the door to remind you to take your hypodermic needles with you and not to leave them in the room. Wait??? What??? Are you kidding me??? Speaks volumes for their clientele.

This place is a dump. The most expensive dump I’ve ever stayed at. $ 140 for barely legal accommodations. Literally nothing worked as it was supposed to. Wait, that’s unfair. The refrigerator worked and was surprisingly quiet.
It smelled. The room was so cold in August that the windows were covered in condensation and the carpeting was wet, which I’m praying was from the condensation. And that is probably where the mildew smell came from.
10 steps out of the shower to get dressed, followed by a few to go into the bathroom to get my shampoo from the shower was enough to leave a filthy footprint in a puddle on the shower floor. Did I forget the hairs in the tub from the previous guest? What about the loudest fan ever in the light in the bathroom (on the same switch as the light so you had to have it on if the light was on)
The bed squeaked loudly if you rolled over. Or lifted your arm. Or blinked.
The wifi worked perfectly. For 10 minutes. Then it quit until the morning.
The lobby looked like a collection of garage sale finds. Truly ridiculous furnishings.
We didn’t stick around long enough for the free breakfast, but we can only assume…
Please stay on a friend’s sofa instead of staying here. Or in your car. Or on a park bench.