J & J Trestle Inn

Let me start by saying that this bar is OPEN! Great beer selection, decent appetizers, in a not-​too-​noisy atmosphere.

I have driven by the J & J many a time and have always thought it to be abandoned from the outside. After entering through its hallowed portal; barred and covered in wondrous signs forbidding backwards caps, tanktops, weapons, and drugs i found that the in’erds of the establishment were similar in condition.
Under the delightful grime there are many interesting signs («I’m not a slow bartender, I’m not a fast bartender, I’m a half fast bartender» being a personal favorite)
The go-​go girls are definitely «healthy» as described by my predecessors. They are not the most talented pole dancers out there surely but I thought they were very energetic, enthused, and good-​natured.
My only issue lies in the fact that sometimes what you order is not what you get. My group are among the «a shot and a beer’» persuasion, Jameson being our favorite. The Yuengling i had was out of a bottle and definitely a Yuengling but the Jameson was paler than usually and had a weird banana-​y after taste. We asked the bartender what was it and she said she’d been wondering that for the last 20 years. I just don’t understand why you’d use banana liqueur to water your whiskey; i mean have the common sense (and decency) to use cheap whiskey.
Words of Wisdom: Stick to what is opened in front of you.
After reading this review I’ve come realize that it has a somewhat sardonic tone but I’m not really jabbing at J & J; this place is what it is. A uni-​pole go-​go bar with a pool table and a lot of stuff on the walls to look at if you get bored with the dancers.

I’m going to have to admit, I went here with dc h, who I think is a regular, and was still intimidated. But… the beer is cheap, the ladies are «healthy» and the service was awesome.
Plus they have all these awesome acronym signs like «dwctyacp» and it will stand for «don’t write checks that your ass can’t pay» or something like that.
Go here with friends and get some stories to tell… and get the Fat Pussy.

Pretty intimidating from the outside. Pretty intimidating from the inside too. Give it a try though.
Its kind of like going to your black friend’s uncle’s basement to play pool, drink and pay go-​go dancers.
Its not really a strip club. More like a one woman dance party with lingerie & swimsuits. I usually refer to the girls here as healthy and ethnic. Not my first choice in women but definitely my first choice for dancing girls within these walls. They call them «Large Lovely Ladies»…
They’ve recently discontinued their pickled pigs feet. Still have the hot sausages in the 5 gallon jar though.
The house drink is the Fat P*ssy. Its about $ 7 and very strong.
Its a very fun place. Try not to be intimidated and go with an open mind.