Burger King

This place sucks, food was lousy I called and talked to manager management told me too bad I would not eat there if you paid me, evan if it was the last place on earth their food sucks. Don’t waste your money food is bad.

No one expects Burger King to be ‘gourmet’. I get that. Most of us (I think) have an expectation that the food from this chain is more along the lines of ‘fast’, ‘mostly edible’ and ‘affordable’. If that is your expectation, do not eat here. As low as these standards are, you will still be disappointed.
‘Fast’. Now this is a subjective word. 15 minutes in the scheme of things is not a lot of time. In 15 minutes I can take a shower, mostly blow dry my shoulder length hair and put on a face full of make up. (I may not look great, but I do it every morning before work and get away with it.) In 15 minutes I can have an argument, be mad at, forgive and completely forget an argument with by ex-​husband. In 15 minutes I can skip the commercials and watch most of an evening sitcom on my DVR. In 15 minutes I can NOT order, pay for and receive a cheeseburger, drink and apple pie at this place. (I cant even bring myself to call it a restaurant).
Now…if there were even 5 cars ahead of me in the drive-​thru, and one of those cars belonged to the Dugger family, ordering ‘custom’ burgers for each of their bazillion/​18/​whatever kids… It might be forgivable. BUT… when there are only 2 cars in front of you at the drive thrue… and each of them had already ordered and pulled forward by the time you mosied up to the order board… that is not fast. Actually, it’s not even ‘so-so’.it’s not even SLOW. It’s Effing Slow.
‘Mostly edible’. Again, a subjective term. Listen, I’m not a picky girl. I eat ramen and I don’t complain. (It’s fast and mostly edible and affordable!) A cheeseburger is not a gourmet feat. A fast food (Or in this case, a ‘food’) cheeseburger is an item that’s actually pretty hard to render inedible, right? It’s a burger patty, a bun, a slice of cheese, 2 pickles and a squirt of ketch-​up and mustard. Maybe my mistake was asking for ‘extra pickles’. (Maybe THAT’S why it took so long! they had to grow a cucumber, slice it, soak it in vinegar and spices, let it ‘pickle…) I will spare you the details (because I don know WTF they were doing behind the walls of the drive thrue) but. this ‘cheeseburger’ was so bad I threw it away. A girl who often eats ramen… threw a cheeseburger away. Let that sink in. It’s similar to Kim Kard***ian deleting a selfie. It must be a terrible/​un-​photo-​shoppable piece of Aw-​Hell-​No disaster for that to occur… this is the same thing. This ‘cheese burger’ was SOOO cold with a wet soggy pickle juice soaked bun with a dry patty of semi crusty dried up, pasty yet gluey Kanye/​meat on it that it was just not even something that even Kim would stick in her mouth. It was THAT bad.
Which brings us to ‘affordable’. Sure, it seems cheap/​affordable when you read the menu. i mean, in theory, you could order a cheeseburger, drink and fries for less than $ 6.00. I didnt order that, though. I ordered a cheeseburger, an apple pie and I TRIED to order a latte. My bad. They dont have those any more. so. coffee. Yes, I realize my drink does not go with my meal but in the end it didnt matter because everything except the apple pie (out of sheer hunger) went into the trash. My original plan was to order an apple pie and a caramel latte. The guy on the speaker told me, «no.» Um. no… what? «no latte. Coffee only». Ok… I still want the apple pie though and WTH… it’s $ 1.00. I’ll have a cheeseburger with extra pickles. Except the burger was so bad (see previous rant) and the coffee was so cold and bitter (what? They didnt even offer cream or sugar to try to fix it) that all I ate was the pie. Which… was a triangle shape at one point but it my the time it reached me. It’s micro-​waved/​shoved in a bag in a hurry shape was in the end. a blob. NO corners. No front or back. Just a big beige gooey blob. I will admit, it tasted like apple pie, even if it looked like something out of a kitty litter box. So… affordable? I guess. Except that I threw everything except he $ 1.00 pie away. Ultimately i paid $ 5.00 for a blob of apple/​dough– goo.
Save yourself $ 4.00, 15 minutes and the frustration of missing lunch. If you’re there because you work in the area (I do)… there’s a Wendy’s right across the street, a Subway, A Quiznos, Starbucks, Firebowl café (so good) Wisobi Sushi, Noodles and Co.,…all within a half mile. They may be further away from your location but in the end you will get your (edible) food faster, it will taste better and you won’t be angry with yourself for ignoring this review. Even the gas station hot dogs are better than this place. Seriously.

I know what you’re thinking. You’re really reviewing a Burger King?
Hear me out. Remember that old adage about a customer telling more people after a BAD experience than a good one? Well, here that is.
I just had one of the weirder and more frustrating experiences here. I put in an order in two parts (one part for me, one for someone else) but on the same «check». At the drive thru, they had to confirm my order THREE times before they (seemingly) got it right.
I then waited probably 10 minutes for my food at the window, with literally no one dining in. 10 minutes, really?! When I did get my food, I got only one bag, which seemed fishy to me. Sure enough, I start to drive away and see I only got half my order.
So I walk inside, where one of the gents working the drive thru, who looked like a manager, just kinda stared at me and said «Yes?» in a sort of «I’m terribly busy, though literally no one is here» tone. I told him I only got half my order and he replies with a very doubtful «ooooookaaaayyyy…» and asks the food peeps to make it up for me. That’s when the window guy realizes that my second bag was sitting there the whole time. Derp.
So I get home, and then discover that, despite confirming THREE times that I wanted original chicken strips and not buffalo… boom, buffalo. I paid $ 8 for the wrong damn food.
Blech.
NEVER AGAIN!

Meh.
I only went here for their BOGO chicken sandwich deal. It turns out that I still over payed for the quality of food that I got. Both of my «chicken patties» were over cooked! How difficult is it to pull the basket out of the fryer when the bell goes off? Come on, now!
Ding, fries are done. .. .