Team Reubencon

The bald dude with the flip flops doesn’t was his hands in the men’s room, then he makes your sammy. Even better than the team dog peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Team Rubs actually gets good provisions. I guess they would, being a covert front for the CIA and all. I can’t understand that. The Red Cross helps people and TC makes bad food jokes.

These guys can make you a tasty sammich so big you need a chainsaw to carve it up. Bring a group of friends and suck one of these down like an EF-​5 tornado.

So I was in last week for my usual veggie sandwich when I noticed that the staff all seemed new… I tried explaining that I wanted everything BUT the jalapenos when the sandwich artist actually YELLED at me about «special orders are for wusses!» (really!?!) and then told me to «drop and give (him) twenty!»…SERIOUSLY!!! I was mortified! If I hadn’t been so hungry I might have refused but as I was counting off a couple of push-​ups the cashier actually put his foot on my back to make it harder! Seriously, I wanted to cry, and I left with my sandwich as quickly as I could.
I would SO not go back there again except that I’ve been too busy to get to the gym lately… and I am getting some nice abs along with a mediocre sandwich.

It’s not New York, but nothing is. I had high hopes but they use Dijon mustard instead of Russian dressing. The sauerkraut was pretty good though.

I first went to Team Reubencon last week because I had heard great reviews on their customer service and food quality from some close friends. Well, I don’t know if I went to the same restaurant that my friends went to because yes, although the workers greeted me with friendly smiles, I left the restaurant with a paper plate containing a messy attempt of a reuben sandwich as well as lower self-​esteem.
I might go back again once I recover.