Walmart Supercenter

You can see all manner of mutant easley, McDonald’s diet, cave dwelling, knuckle dragging, window licking, mouth breathers in here. This location is truly special. Whenever I want to see a good horror film in 3d I just stop by the old easley super walmart. I recommend you wear a good heavy set of disposable gloves and eye protection before walking through the vestibule. You can tell the folks in here don’t wash up after a good BM. I have never seen so many neck beards in my life! The parking lot is usually about 75% confederate flags and super duty diesel trucks blaring a strange mix of pop country and hip hop. After the patrons park their super deluxe quad cab turbo charged gas hogs they fall out of their vehicles into electric shopping scooters to burn as few calories as possible while rummaging through the Betty crocker and soda aisles. The twinky sales here must be legendary. Anyway, if you need a case of bud light at 2am because you are done beating your cousin wife or a simple reminder of what American consumerism looks like then look no further. #merica

Now, this is a great big Walmart Supercenter compared to the other one across town I visited. That did seem to have a lot of outs though. Yes, they were out of the stuff that I needed.
There is a Sams Club nearby and a lot of other stores too. In fact there’s a Kohls close to it that I shopped at. Furthermore, I think you can get about whatever you want within 1 square mile of this Walmart.
The service was average and even though they were out of several things I wanted, I did manage to find something close to what I needed.

They must have 20 registers but usually only 2 are opened. I like the layout of the store but the customer service could use some improvement. I do shop here but wish there was more help at the front registers…