Le Cornette Apartments

This is a good place to live, if your half way in the grave, all your friends are either dead or dying and you have no social life. A quite place for old senile people but definitely not for a younger crowd. Even though there is a nice nightlife right up the street with great bars, a movie theater and a portos bakery within walking distance there is no fun to be had here. Too much fun and the dumb ass neighbors you have will be all too quick to call the cops, and if you’ve ever had an encounter with Downey cops you know that those assholes are mean. And I don’t mean they’re mean like normal cops no these bastards are assholes through and through. And as for the manager of the apartment well I don’t want to speak ill of the elderly but to quote Ferris Beuller «if you put a lump of coal up her ass in 2 weeks you’d have a diamond». So to sum it up if you’re living off a 401k and have your cemetery plot picked out then by all means set up shop here, but if you’re still young enough to walk up stairs without breaking a hip then I suggest a more lively place. *i had to put at least one star but really id give it none.