Bouzouki Restaurant & Lounge

I thoroughly enjoyed myself! While I wish more of the ladies would do some actual pole work, they still knew how to be the center of attention even with simple moves and the sexist tool of them all… CONFIDENCE. The girls really take good care of them selves, even the ladies that are a bit older had nice skin and toned bodies. Only a $ 10 cover, park free at Greektown and have some fun with these dolls!

I am a fan!!!
What more can I say. It’s a place of joy, cleaner than some of the other joints in the area. Get yo 1’s sons, BZK’s is the Bomb​.Com Kaboom!

Boobs pressed against your face. You pumped yet? So me and some folks stroll in. Everyone’s cool. The place is clean. The pisser is on point with both soap and paper towel. And guess what, the girls are all about kickin back and slapping your homie for $ 10 or just telling you about how their tattoo is two dragons fighting over the pussy. Also, I lost my credit card at some other place and everyone jumped to it trying to track it down. I been to many a titty bar and these dudes are cool as shit. Down home, dirty neon strip club. And this was 7pm on a mother fucking Sunday.

Just like every other place in Detroit, it’s a sh**hole. The clientele is just as you would expect in the nation’s most destitute and pathetic city. I had my iPhone stolen while I was being distracted by a dancer and no one seemed to care. Security, the wait staff, bartenders, and management were all ambivalent as apparently it happens all the time. If you have to be in Detroit for whatever reason, heed the advice of all those who came before you — Stay in your hotel room and get the hell out of town as soon as you can. And by all means stay away from this place.

This place stole my friends id, for what purpose do I don’t know but the bartendars and management are rude as hell

Low key strip club that is friendly to women and couples. I’ve come here a few times with a date on a slow weeknight. The ladies are eager to come over and introduce themselves. It’s smart to make the woman feel comfortable and these ladies know how to do that. The drinks are overpriced but at a strip club they always are. A Cosmopolitan and Belvedere on the rocks came to $ 22. Oh well you don’t go there for cheap drinks. I like boobies and women who smell good so I’ll be back.

This is topless bar & lounge. This is my first time be in a strip club. They allow you to touch them. They have girls show too. This club allow women.

This is a friendly spot for couples and women who like strip clubs. Most clubs are not as welcoming to women who aren’t regulars or come without male escorts. The dancers were not lazy but were not the best dancers. Most were waif thin and the dance who did have more assets had obviously been injected and was overdue for a refill. The wait staff and door staff were the friendliest and the dancers were not rude or stuckup. The drinks were priced well according to my date. It’s a nice friday night hangout.

Girls were beautiful to average looking which I enjoyed. Hottest one was a Black Girl with B cups. There were no straight up ugly women here, all were ok no butters. Overall thou nothing memorable beside when I went to restroom my seat was quickly filled with a gentleman that tried to get a lap dance from my GF. It was all good thou he was cool about it even joked with me when I got back. Girl behind the bar was really cute like always it seems like the bartenders at times should be onstage but overall good experience. We will go back again next year maybe on a Saturday instead of a Sunday. Drinks Domestic Beer were I think 7 bucks nothing unexpected for a place with live entertainment. We only stayed for 45 minutes and were not approached for a dance. I am ok with that, but if you go as a couple and you wanna dance you might have to be willing to approach a girl. The single guys I didnt feel were being overly pressured to buy dances. If i had to give a rating 1 – 10 I’d give a 7.

I found Bouzouki’s to be a stop that was without regrets. We went to a Tigers’ game and just wanted a strip club to finish the day and Bouzouki’s hit a home run for us. I was there between 5 and 7 pm on a Sunday and the quality of the women was far above what I expected, and the drinks were of excellent price. The beer selection is absolutely minimal, but I got Grey Goose & tonic for $ 6. Usually a $ 9 drink anywhere you go. I intend to go back on a Friday or Saturday night after 9 pm.

I’ve never been that into topless clubs. When I was young and more «eager», I really couldn’t afford them. and now that I can, I am not that interested, and the money just goes too fast in the wrong direction. Sigh. such is life, I suppose.
That being said, I have been in enough of them to know what I like, and of all the strip clubs I’ve been too, I actually do like Bouzouki the best for a few reasons.
1– Price. Obviously, you go to these places to spend money, but I’ve found everything pretty reasonable considering how notoriously expensive these establishments can get. It’s really not much more than prices at a Royal Oak bar (don’t quote me on that, but I wanna say a beer was maybe 6 dollars where in RO I would pay 4.50 or 5).
2– Location. Because there are so many reasons to be in Greek Town, it seems on those occasions when we do go to BL, we just «end up» here. I’m not a fan of strip clubs as a «destination» place where you stay for hours or coordinate transportation, etc… I just don’t care enough to all that for a titty bar. But because of it’s proximity to everything, you don’t feel like you’re making a special trip or going out of your way… nor do you feel like you have to stay for any specific length of time. If you’re down there for something else and you just stop in for an hour, it’s easy and low maintenance.
3– I have to say that of all the places I’ve been to, Bouzouki has one of the most relaxed approaches to running a topless bar. I’ve places with a LONG list of rules, not just when getting dances, but where you can stand, where you can sit, and which direction your chair has to be facing (I’m not kidding. I was at a place in Toronto having a conversation with a hockey buddy who was turned and facing me, and the bouncer actually came over and told him he had to face the stage? Seriously? Fuck you, buddy). I’m not that desperate to see boobies that I want to list follow a bunch of rules. these are strippers, not artifacts in the Smithsonian.
The girls vary from meh to cute… I’m not gonna say they are all hot, they aren’t, but they entertainment is adequate.
Couple of random caveats:
–There is a mandatory coat check, and I think they charge for it, so consider leaving your jacket in your car.
–With a game stub, there is no, price for admission… which is only like $ 5 or 6 here… but keep that on ya if you think you might be heading over.
–The ATM is a bit of SCAM there. If the $ 10 fee isn’t enough, they try to limit the withdrawl to $ 40. I’m not sure how that’s even legal, but bring cash, or walk across the street to the Casino and get cash, it’s a 4 minute walk. The bar does take CC, but as I recall, the dancers don’t.
–Like any other establishment in this area, it can get too crowded to have a decent experience when something is going on downtown. Absolutely stay away during Football games… baseball games can get pretty crowded too, and hockey less so. but any event in the area can have an impact, and honestly, it’s not a huge place. At about ½ of what’s it’s legal capacity is, it starts to feel a little claustrophobic.

Sexy time! Be advised first and foremost this «restaurant and lounge» is actually a topless bar. There may be food served here but I’ve yet to see any. There’s a large selection of bottled beers which are priced higher than most bars but typical of similar establishments.
Bouzouki is a short walk from the Greektown Casino. A good cold-​weather strategy to save a few bucks on the mandatory (and pricey) coat check is to just drop your coat at Greektown then head over to Bouzouki.
The stage here is rather small and can accommodate 2 or 3 performers at the most. As for talent it’s not much to shake a stick at. Everybody has their favorites but my guess is the majority of these women are just there to pay their way through law school.