Sweet Cheeks Espresso

I always get curious about bikini baristas so I decided to try it out. I braced for the worse but it’s really not that bad. In fact the girls were pretty nice and they do their job efficiently despite wearing what they are wearing. It takes guts to work in an environment when you’re mainly targeted for your looks. Experience wise, the mocha was just a little too sweet. It was a good strong brew but just like any other drive thru coffee places, the syrup is overly used. I guess I’ll have to ask them to tone down on it.

The girls are sweet. The outfits are creative. The coffee is great, especially the blended drinks!

Yummy coffee and awesome customer service. The gal today was so nice! Wouldn’t mind going here again. Really though very classy place!

The name says it all… Sweetest Cheeks in PNW! Their coffee is really good too! I always make it a point to drive out of my way to get my coffee from them. Wish they had these on the East Coast. The best Baristas in Washington.

Out of all the bikini stands I’ve been to this by far my favorite. These ladies are always friendly and creative; and most importantly the coffee is good. It’s full bodied, smooth, and not bitter. I love the cup size themed menu and how clean the place looks.

This was my first «bikini» barista experiences. As a walk up customer I was very nervous… Let’s just say they were not wearing bikinis, but they were fantastic!
As a regular Starbucks girl, this was just because it’s walking distance from my apartment.
The coffee was exactly how I wanted. I didn’t have to add anything! Not to mention, the girls could tell I was a little uncomfortable but they were so good at chatting and distracting me… I didn’t feel awkward!
The only odd thing, was the manager in the dirty polo came out of the back room and kind of set a weird vibe. But these girls were wicked nice!

Yum to the yum yum! My coffee was fabulous. I wasn’t sure what I wanted and the barista offered a great variety of things that went well together. They have homemade whipped creams… Tried the Carmel and I recommend it. As an added bonus (and even as a girl I have to admit) the coffee wasn’t the only thing that was hot.

We always get great service and this place gave us a proper welcome to Washington. My wife loves the simple mocha but I wish they had more flavor options
We will definitely continue to stop in now and then when flying down the 99

I’m one of those people who cares more about the quality of the coffee and customer service than I do about the attire of the barista. If I get better service at an indie stand than a Tully’s, then that’s where I’ll go. I stopped going to Cowgirls Espresso because the coffee got steadily worse and it was hit or miss on the customer service side.
That being said, I’ve never had a bad experience at Sweet Cheeks. Ever. Being a walk up customer, I receive the same amount of respect and courtesy as if I were in a vehicle. The girls are always friendly, and I’ve had some great conversations with them while they made my beverages. And the beverages are amazing-​complete with three different homemade whip creams. Something I hope they continue doing.
I moved to Texas earlier this year, and this is one of the places I miss about back home. This is a rare gem and I have recommended them many times. Oh, and if Tori or Miranda read this: Texas is treating me nicely. But I will be back to visit.

She makes a great soy chai latte. Like Cowgirls Espresso, you have the option of spiced or vanilla. I usually rotate between the 2. Nice shack. Located on Bikini Barista Boulevard (as I like to call it). The BB[B]B! And are those pasties?
*ensues Jim Carrey’s The Mask eye-​popping scene*

Love it!

OK — Tammy, I gave it a try! Little one and I decided to go on an adventure. As you can see I’m not a prude of a Mom contrary to what some may believe.
Went thru lane 2 — not smart, blocked guys leaving and had to try to back up (great start). Little one LOVED the girls outfit! «Mama her pink (and black) undies are sooo pretty!». Girl who helped us was really sweet (even if she was 90% naked…). I got the Cherry Bomb — it was soooo good — LOVE the cherry whip! and little one got Cherry steamed milk with Cherry whip (and a sucker…). The coffee was so smooth and not bitter (and I’m a 2x a day Starbucks gal).
Told the girl we read about Sweet Cheeks on Unilocal from Tammy and she couldn’t believe it. She then whispered, «Sorry about the outfit» — so sweet but like I said little one thought she had the cutest outfit ever and wants to know why our regular gal at Starbucks doesn’t wear cute pink undies to work (maybe I should email Howard about that…)
Prices are about .50 more than Starbucks. Will I be back — definitely, if I’m driving by (I actually HATE the Starbucks closest to here…).

Say what you will about booty coffee, Tres B. does! And me likey!
The Man loves his booty coffee for several reasons, but overall it’s because Bridget makes one damn fine coffee drink. She remembers your name, your order, your girl’s order, and all the other mild chit chat as you wait for your order. The Starbucks around the corner from my place in Maple Valley never did that!