The Pool at Uptown Square

It’s like P.C. went professional, and then moved to Denver and couldn’t stop thinking about the beach. I can’t say I’d have it any other way.

The cool water of the Uptown Pool is refreshing enough to cure a hangover and is quite lovely on a hot summer’s day. On the weekends expect the pool grounds filled with twenty somethings (think Spring Break) and some super tan bodies (most likely from a tanning membership) and a handful of fake boobies (nothing wrong with them, quite nice actually). An IPod sitting on a Bose Deck on Shuffle/​Repeat with keep your ears entertained from songs ranging from Modest Mouse to Outkast to Color Me Badd (not a bad list if you ask me). Management is becoming more strict limiting 2 guests to every occupant and even cruising the pool area to control the No Glass policy — not lovely. You will see a plethora of party cups, you know the ones made by Dixie or Solo in Red, Yellow, Blue and Lime Green (my fave). Coolers with or without built in stereos, Igloos and Colemans on wheels are strewn about the poolside. Foam Coolers and Buckets of ice are some other ways the crowd keeps their beverages chilled (adult beverages of course). Not very common, but at times children can often be found playing in the pool although not recommended. Beer Pong (Beirut) tables can be found floating atop the waters as well. For a good time I recommend hitting up the pool at Uptown Tavern. It is the placed to be on Any Given Sunday or Saturday for that matter.