Fishbone Safety Solutions

This is a physical exam clinic. Once you get hired by the numerous employment places across the street you will be sent to walk over here which is across the street. If you need to eat something or need to use the restroom slightly you better do it before you walk in here because once you leave out of the door you are not allowed to come back. This is clearly stated by sign at several places inside. I am thinking of the song Hotel California as I sit here and attempt to do a review on a little droid platformed phone.
You bring your appointment receipt to the receptionist, sign in and be prepared to wait an eternity plus. Tthe receptionist will be the same lady taking your pulse to make sure you did nor come in here a a zombie. The is kind of cute, in fact the only thing worth looking at since behind you is a sausage fest of big hairy burly ugly guys waiting to be processed like cattle.
After you have been humiliated by some dude with ugly fingers for your hernia test and some other battery of test (eye sight, ears, nose, pulse, motivation of body movements, hair samples and nutsack jingling) you will be released into the wild like some tagged fish let back into a lake.
One large note I need to tell you about the hair folicle test is that you will need to have at least ½″ of hair on your body and at least 120 strands. So if you have very short hair, hairless chest, don’t have a gorilla backing then you better find some way to get them a sample or you might not pass your physical test that your new employer requires you too. I thought I was ship out of luck and was contemplating on offering a few pubic hair rounds but decided to spare the awkwardness of the situation. They will even take your armpit hairs as samples too (eww I know that’s gross, but I did not have any there as well).
By the way, make sure you come in with clean whitey tighties because it will be awkward explaining the crust inside down middle is not a slither of beef jerky. :P (And yes, before you begin making jokes of me I was prepared so no shame there)
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