Tortilla’s Mexican Grill

Eating here was a last ditch effort to fill our stomachs before wandering next door to the Century Theater to catch a movie. Total mistake!
I think the first hint that this place was whack was the general lack of people eating inside. They have such a huge space with really no one to fill it. I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt because it was after lunch, but still…
We ordered the crispy chicken tacos and shared some nachos (also with chicken). All I can say is, if there’s a chicken farm on 3-​mile Island, then these chickens must have come from there.
The chicken meat was literally glowing with this orange-​ish hue! At first, I thought they were clever and put some of those spicy pickled carrots into the taco and the nachos, but upon closer inspection, I came to the conclusion that it was NOT carrots, but radioactive chicken!
The crispy taco was overwhelming. They put the crisp shell (which was still oozing with grease) on the inside of another soft shell (which was obviously there to soak up said grease). Then they loaded the taco with way too much lettuce and beans and a huge splooging of sour cream and guacamole on top. I took one bite and the whole thing fell apart — but not before dripping greasy atomic chicken goo all over me.
Don’t get me started on the nachos. I couldn’t even see the chips under the quagmire of cheese! It was really disgusting because the chips were no longer chips, they were sponges for all the cheese grease. I’ve had better nachos at Taco Bell — and that’s totally sad!
My experience didn’t stop after I left the restaurant — oh no! All during the movie, I kept burping up the lovely remnants of atomic chicken and cheese grease. I think the atomic chicken was trying to regenerate and come back to enact its vengeance on me.
Just say NO to nuclear atomic chicken — your stomach will thank you, and your friends, family and loved ones will too. No one wants to smell atomic chicken burps (sorry people who sat near me in the theater!!).