Diano’s Hook ups

Let me start off by saying this is my homie. We are tight like white on rice. Like brown on town. So this guy tells me he can hook it up with a PS4 and the new MGS game. I’m like «fasho». So I get the cash and meet up at a designated spot. I’m there at the time agreed upon. After waiting for this dude for like 30 minutes, I hit up and he’s like, «Sorry dude its neflix and chill night.» I’m like, «bro, it’s tuesday at 6:30pm.» So I end up going to his house to pick up the product. I get the ps4 and game and I’m stoked, it’s new with the original plastic wrap. So I open the ps4 and to my amazement. There no ps4 but a freaking brick. So I’m pissed. At this point I decide to open the game. I carefully unwrap the package and open the case. «TADA!» What do I see? A PS1 Earthworm Jim game.
This is not a hookup. This is downright bamboozling at its finest. Go elsewhere for a hookup.