Dianetics Foundation Hubbard

I have been here one and a half times. The first time, I have to be honest I snuck in — I’m hoping, for the love of Xenu, I don’t get zapped by lightening for this. The door was open and I couldn’t resist.
Upon my sneaky entrance, I was shocked to see a couple of treadmills in the reception area… why is that I wonder? I’m not mocking, just curious. I guess I have never seen an overweight Scientologist. The guy at the front desk was nice, and skinny, though I couldn’t really make up a lie as to why I was there so I bolted. I had also ingested some wine with my dinner so I wasn’t my usual, eloquent and charming self.
I’d like to go back and actually inquire about the religion and not be scared. Why should I be? I mean, Tom Cruise seems to be as normal as they come…