7 Acre Wood

Outdoor wonderland for younger children. Plenty to do in an expansive, yet thankfully contained space. Our 5 children played the afternoon away in this family friendly setting!

Just drove 50 miles to check this place out as an option for my daughters birthday party, only to find out that they are closed today for a private event. However, the staff was very nice and still let us come in and check the place out. It’s a really big outdoor area with lots for fun activities for kids, including a train, a petting zoo, playgrounds, zip lines, pony rides, and more. They also have a pumpkin patch in October and the party rates are pretty low!

Whenever I called to book a party I was lead to believe that their equipment, etc. were new and that they were already booking up for the month I wanted the party in. So when they asked if I would like to go ahead and put the deposit down I said yes, of course. They never said it was non refundable. I go the next day to look and everything was very old, plus there was trash everywhere. You also should know I went first thing in the morning so no one had been there yet. This tells me they just do not pick up or keep up with anything. When I called about a refund I was talking to the teenager and instead of just telling me it was non refundable she but the owner on the phone so that he could be rude to me and then tell me it was non refundable. He also told me the play equipment was just bought last year but it looks so run down I would not let my children play on it. So either it was a lie or it is just not taken care of. The only thing I would allow my child to do is the petting zoo. I told the owner all this and he was very rude about it and I realized they would not have made my daughters birthday fun I asked for my deposit back. When I did he got even ruder. Of course he is going to say they told me it was non refundable because then they can keep my money. He could have offered a credit so I can bring my daughter back to the petting zoo or something but he did nothing. Overall we will never go back because of the staff.

My two stars cover the goats– which I would be taking home in my bag if I could. (Especially the babies.) And the lack of visitors. I am one of those parents who likes dealing with as few people as possible, so the lack of people here is good for me. Unfortunately that’s where the good ends. I’ve been here a few times over the past few years and am never really impressed. Everything is pretty run down and most of what’s here can be found in your backyard or local park. That’s all true from what other reviewers have said. The areas aren’t kept up even enough for them to be tidy. And I read an owner response saying that the scooters were replaced in the last year or so? They’re all broken now which really upset my kids. My daughter likes to go because of the animals, and that’s pretty much the only reason to go. There are goats, mules, a turkey, a turtle, chickens, sheep, horses, llamas… deer! There’s many animals and they love to nibble on feed, pants, purses, kids… it’s all fair game to them. Oh, and parking is free. They do have a pumpkin patch at Halloween but it’s not really anything more than pumpkins in a small area and the last we went it was WAY overpriced. My kids can drag a day out anywhere but here we last about 2 hours before they ask to go.

I am visiting family in Conroe and we took the kids here for what we thought was going to be a fun filled day. It was NOT a fun filled day or even a fun filled 5 minutes. This place is very gross, dirty and old. The zip line is not very safe. The toys that are out for the kids to play with are the same toys most parents have at home already. The «western village» is a total joke. It was dirty and not kept up. One of the rooms in the village looked like a place where they store old and unwanted toys, it was a mess and not fit for kids to really play in. The best part of this whole place is the newer red playground they have, but you can go to a public park and get the same fun for free. I would love to get my money back but really I should have read the other reviews before I went. So much potential in the place, Someone should really consider putting some time, money and effort into making this a great place.

Went to the Halloween event with a few children and and the entire place runs on small staff.
Our group made it back to the zip line and the little boy we were with was next. Standing on the platform, waiting for the pulley to be handed to him, was slammed in the face instead by an adult parent of the child that went before.
The pulley is a big metal piece on a rope that is attached to another rope that slides to the other since when propelled.
The little boy was hit so hard in the face it swelled up to the size of a baseball instantly and I thought that either his eyesocket or his cheekbone was shattered.
There were NO EMPLOYEES anywhere near this ride and the adult that slung it came running over apologizing for throwing it too hard.
Going back to the front of the event there was NO PARAMEDIC OR NURSE ON DUTY even with over a hundred kids coming through the gate every thirty minutes at a bare minimum.
The line going in was as slow moving as the line to get out and parking down the road was solid going for more than one mile.
The owners daughter, a young lady, was standing inside a building that would be considered first aid and we approached her. I asked if there was a manager there and she said her dad was there.
Ultimately she told me her dad is the owner and when he came over and was told about the incident he acted like he was not at all interested and it wasn’t his problem. He wasn’t even comforting or sympathetic to the child who was sitting right in front of him with a huge swollen face.
I looked at him and said, «don’t you have insurance?» He rattled off some excuses and I told him he should cover the doctor visit because obviously the little boy is badly injured. He had beer breath. He said he would take our number down and then walked away. He never came back!
I walked down to the covered shopping area and saw him standing in the kitchen calmly talking to a cook and I yelled at him. Knowing this little boy was in excruciating pain he was talking to someone instead of taking care of his business.
I made him give me his information and I took a short video of the little boys face. I censor a shot to protect his privacy and post the image here.
The owner of this place is a bum that’s too cheap to hire extra help to cover the property and ensure the safety of the guests. He has a bad attitude and was drinking and could have been intoxicated.
Showing no care or concern for this situation where the paramedics should have been on site or called, never was.
This entire event wasn’t worth 2.00 worth of free candy that was the hook. Just awful and stay away from this place. Any person who has no sympathy for a badly injured child doesn’t deserve your hard earned money.

Went with wife and 2 year old. Place was nice and early on Saturday was almost empty. Only 6 dollars each.
Kid had a blast playing with animals. Watch out for lama they do spit. No reason to hold that against place. There was a small goat that kept escaping the pin that cracked me up. Plenty of space and play area for kids to run around.
Only down points was cats made a home in bathroom.
We had fun and will be back.

Everyone was really nice here. Problem was everything is so old. The kids tried to use the scooters nope, the jumping pole, nope then the zip line nope. Add on heat and this trip was quickly becoming unbearable. The feeding cones for the animals was fun or the petting zoo so to speak.
Over all we tried to have a good time, my grand did enjoy the rock climbing wall. The owner cats were a hit with the grands.
I would return but during cooler months

A very fun day for a low price. Has a lot to do especially for the younger kiddos. We had a really fun day. Only $ 6.00 entry. Watch out for the Llama, he likes to spit! Very nice staff. Will def. go again.

I had my daughters Birthday Party here with the Basic Package… When I called I was told decorations were going to be taken care of and that pizza and drinks were going to be provided for the kids with this package. There was a maximum of 10 kids and 20 adults. Each additional kid is $ 10. That was fine. When I got there the kids were free to run for a good hour before pizza was served. It was a hot day and all the kids faces were pink from playing and having fun. They all sat down to eat… The kid size cups are very small and of course the kids drank that up in a sip! When I WENT TO ASK for a refill on the kids drinks — you are CHARGED — that is NOT included in the $ 185 package you pay for. ALSO what they don’t explain to you is that the kids only get ONE SLICE OF PIZZA! You can not buy an extra slice for the hungry kids (that have been in the sun playing hard) you have to buy an entire pizza for $ 12! They explain NONE of this over the phone to prepare you! Basically all you are paying for in your $ 185 package is a $ 4 extra charge per kid for the entrance and a table to have your party at — that is decorated! So if you are a parent wanting to have your childs party here at the Basic Package (I wish someone would have explained this to me) you need to ask if you can bring a ice chest of drinks for the kids and adults or have that set up before you get there. Also note — they help with NOTHING because you did not pay for the «entertainer» in the Basic Package. You should also know that the «game» that the Basic Package claims you get to play is your child and friends to go up to a pirate and the pirate throws a toy fishing pole over the fence that brings up a toy for the kid??? I don’t know if you would consider that a game, but I did not. Again — I wish this was explained to me when I called to have my daughters party here! I would NOT recommend a party here. While the kids had fun — it is far cheaper and more worth your money to just pay to take your kid and friends to play and then go home and have cake and ice cream. Again — had any of this been explained to me over the phone when calling to have my daughters party here I could have been WAY more prepared and not feel like I had been completely ripped off — or gone to ASI that would have wound up costing me $ 36 less and had an entertainer!

Not as fun as The Oil Ranch in Hockley or Old McDonald’s Farm in Humble, but worth the drive, especially with a Groupon. Nice, Christian place. The staff was friendly. The petting zoo was great, but all the other attractions were a little old and run — down. I saw a sign that read excuse our mess, we’re improving, but I didn’t see any work in progress. That’s exactly what is needed, some upgrades. They need to invest in new rope for the zip — line (which was the greatest attraction for the kids I took). Seems like a safety issue! They need some new turf on the mini golf course. And some new paint on the boat and climbing areas.