Tinder

«Fitness, Netflix, ‘bondfires’, cats, fluent in sarcasm, if my pets don’t like you then I don’t like you, swipe left if you think I’m here to hook up…» These are some of the words you might see in a girl’s bio if you download the Tinder app. Now, I’m not saying using and recognizing sarcasm is a bad thing, but explicitly stating that you do is just saying, «I don’t have a social disorder,» which doesn’t distinguish you from 99.01% of the population. Meeting girls on Tinder is a lot like meeting girls in real life: You say, «hey, how’s it going?» And she doesn’t respond. You read her a few poems, she still doesn’t respond. Then hours later she reveals she’s a robot that likes to have sex with naughty strangers and sends you a link requesting that you video chat with her. The thing that makes real life different from Tinder is that the girl you’re talking to won’t always be posing with a group of five other girls hoping you’ll confuse her for her better looking friend. Tinder: great for sarcastic robots, bad for sincere humans