Johnny’s Pizza & Subs

In the heart of the hood, in what appears to be a run down shack, to what does my nose deceive? Do I care believe? One of the best pizzas ever. Definitely around Columbus, Ohio to say the least. This glorious thin cornmeal (is it cornmeal crust, Johnny? Who cares!) crunches so ever gently in your mouth while that seductive cheese (and not that cheap stuff either btw) dances across your tongue as if to take you away from the wretched weather here. I usually will get the 2 large for $ 22.50. I’ll be honest the larges tilt more on the medium side, but you only live once and I’ll be damned if I die with crappy pizza in my stomach! Despite the fact that the place looks like a metal box, I still give it 5 stars because my Johnny never has me waiting too long ;-)

We got the family special coupon which consisted of a large 1 topping pizza, a 16 inch Italian sub, and 6 wings. We did carryout option and we were told 15 to 20 minutes which is pretty standard. When Steve got there he said the parking was not there and he pulled around back and was able to park there where he saw 4 guys standing outside the pizza joint smoking and chatting. He said that the one guy was noticeably drunk and he apologized for lack of parking saying the bar was doing something which was the reason.
Now for the food the sub was soggy as all get out, not toasted, and bland. The boneless wings with BBQ sauce were some form of a chicken nugget that they dotted (yes dotted, no tossing to coat here folx) with some form of red hot sauce not really BBQ at all. My dog Rocky got an extra treat of boneless wings! For those of you who have read my other pizza places reviews you know Steve is a picky arse when it comes to pizza so here we go. Steve said the crust looked and tasted pre-​made, barely any pepperoni on this pizza and the sauce tasted plain and he said they went and bought the cheapest ingredients they could find to put it together. So Steve said he wouldn’t even give this place a star and he won’t go back to this place, not even for a Popsicle. I thought the crust was a nice crispy crust, but I had to add seasonings and Parmesan for the pizza to taste good.
BTW the place is actually called Johnny Remali’s Pizza, Subs, Salads.